Comey

Verb. As in to 'Comey' something.

Definition: creating & dating documentation, preferably in memorandum format, to memorialize conversations and/or events should you have a future need to provide proof of said incident and be able to validate said documentation was created at the time of the incident.

First used in conversation by AJW on 7/13/17.

Used in a sentence: You need to Comey that in case we need to provide a statement to <insert type of political, criminal justice, investigatory proceedings>.

by Blkhippiegrl July 25, 2017

Comey

A weasel

Hey, did you see that Comey running out in the woods there?

by 400 lbs hacker September 28, 2016

Comey

Noun: A self-rightous, sanctimonious narcissist who tries so hard to not appear affected or self-aware that he compulsively lies in order to hide the fact that he is a feckless leader with no principles or convictions

Thank God the new FBI Director is a steadfast, dignified and honorable leader versus being a total Comey

by SettingTheTruth April 02, 2019

Comey

A homey that you rely on to always tell you the truth, especially when you don't want to hear it.

James is my comey bro, he totally warned me that girl was gonna cheat on me.

by Juan Jay April 19, 2018

Comey

A person who is indecisive. Someone who flip flops back and forth to the point of absurdity.

Dude, quit pulling a Comey on me!!. Make up your damn mind already.

by jas340 November 06, 2016

Comey

when you're so depressed you're convinced everybody hates you and you're doing everything wrong

FBI Director Comey is himself, worthless.

by November 07, 2016

Comeyed

When you and the rest of the world know you should have been fired long ago. Instead your narcissistic dickhead boss waits months, just when you thought things were ok, before you find out via a third party source you've been fired.

Dude what's wrong, did you get Munsoned in the middle of nowhere? Naw man, I got Comeyed on Twitter 10 minutes ago.

by 1iJax May 11, 2017