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grandstander 

An attention seeking whore.
Normally also a low-rent troll.
Donald Trump called Comey a grandstander.
Every time he opens his slit he projects.
grandstander by 29gts11 August 26, 2020

grandstanding

"Showing off" or going out of one's way to appear spectacular. See showboating.
"After jumping the grand canyon on a unicycle, Harry was grandstanding by cycling backwards with his eyes closed with his underpants on fire."

grandstanding

I don't think Phil realizes he's grandstanding in his speedo. Chicks dig his little tight ass.
grandstanding by y20degrees May 7, 2004

American Grandstand

The act of coming on a girl's face while saluting the American flag. Typically done at the end of having sex, hence the Grandstand finale.
I'm not moving unless I can finish with The American Grandstand. And find me a fucking flag.
American Grandstand by Wickerbasket February 18, 2010

Grandstand

To show obvious wealth, like flexing without trying.
John: I'd pick up the Maserati because I want something that grandstands more, like a lambo

Grandstanding

To receive fellatio while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet instead of the bowl.
"John keeps talking about how he got a lumpkin AND upper decked somebody the other night."

"Nah, he was just grandstanding - "
Grandstanding by HCGATOR07 December 3, 2009
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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