grandfa

A cooler, shortened version of grandfather

Friend: do you wanna hang out today?
Me: nah, I'm going to my grandfa's house. Sorry, man. Another time for sure

by Therealthumb April 26, 2014

grandfox

A grandfather who happens to be a total fox.

Girl 1: Did you see Jason's grandpa? He's a total FOX!
Girl 2: That would make him a grandfox.

by Wheathead July 14, 2017

lazy grandpa

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.

My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.

by Dwejj July 11, 2018

Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.

Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...

by O. W. Tongueincheek May 28, 2023

classy grandma

Used to keep conversation and comments appropriate. If you wouldn't say it in front of my classy grandma, you shouldn't say it at all.

STUDENT: "This assignment is bullshit."
TEACHER: "Let's keep it classy grandma, kids."

by Dizzy Mendoza May 20, 2016

dang it grandpa

what the subtitles think danganronpa is

whats up guys today we are gonna play some dang it grandpa

by Kpop central September 17, 2020

Ur grandpap a trap

The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.

1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*

by father_anxiety March 12, 2018