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grandfathered 

When a female is arranging a hook up with male 1 and, after the arrangement, she enters into a relationship with male 2, then male 1 is grandfathered into her pussy. Meaning, she can have sex with male 1 and it doesn’t count as cheating on male 2 because the arrangement was before she entered into a relationship with male 2. Male 1 was grandfathered into her pussy.
John and I are now exclusive, but I’m still meeting Sam this weekend because he was grandfathered months before John came around.
grandfathered by Irol J March 9, 2018
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Grandfathered 

A friendly way to acknowledge friends that have been with you a lifetime; someone who you’ve known so long , you consider them part of the family. By saying they’re grandfathered in, is an acknowledgment of that special bond.
“You’ve been around here so long you’ve been ‘grandfathered’ into our family by now.”
Grandfathered by yogafrogger April 28, 2022

Grandfathered 

When you slide into someone’s DMs that you had a crush on but haven’t seen or spoken to in 30+ years.
Me: You remember Christy from high school?
Friend: yea, You crushed on her bad
Me: I grandfathered her last night on Facebook. I’m still crushing on her.
Grandfathered by BeeJammer March 9, 2024

grandfathered in 

To include a subject in some sort of plan or policy under old rules, terms and/or conditions, usually because new regulations may exclude said subject. After a rule change, new rules and regulations apply to new members (the new rules could in fact say "no new members"), unless the members were "grandfathered in" (e.g. old, existing subjects who became members before the rule change), in which case, the old rules still apply.
Learnthespanish.com began charging a fee of $5.00 per month starting in November of last year. Members who established accounts on their websites before then however, were grandfathered in, which means that they can continue to use their services for free.
grandfathered in by Tatertoot July 27, 2016

grandfathered friendship

To be friends with someone only because you’ve known them for so long.

You may not necessarily like the person they become and might even find their presence annoying but you still tolerate them because it’s just easier.
The only reason why she still tolerates her is because they are in a grandfathered friendship.
grandfathered friendship by Gigilesson September 15, 2023

Grandfather cock 

When you search up 'Grandfather clock' but accidentally forget the 'L' and boom you get here.
iy mate, i wazza gonna bye me Pap a grandfather clock but accidentally searched 'Grandfather cock'! help me pls bro

grandfather eating ice cream 

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.
"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."
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