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grandfathered 

When a female is arranging a hook up with male 1 and, after the arrangement, she enters into a relationship with male 2, then male 1 is grandfathered into her pussy. Meaning, she can have sex with male 1 and it doesn’t count as cheating on male 2 because the arrangement was before she entered into a relationship with male 2. Male 1 was grandfathered into her pussy.
John and I are now exclusive, but I’m still meeting Sam this weekend because he was grandfathered months before John came around.
grandfathered by Irol J March 9, 2018
Words you can keep

Grandfathered 

A friendly way to acknowledge friends that have been with you a lifetime; someone who you’ve known so long , you consider them part of the family. By saying they’re grandfathered in, is an acknowledgment of that special bond.
“You’ve been around here so long you’ve been ‘grandfathered’ into our family by now.”
Grandfathered by yogafrogger April 28, 2022

Grandfathered 

When you slide into someone’s DMs that you had a crush on but haven’t seen or spoken to in 30+ years.
Me: You remember Christy from high school?
Friend: yea, You crushed on her bad
Me: I grandfathered her last night on Facebook. I’m still crushing on her.
Grandfathered by BeeJammer March 9, 2024

grandfathered in 

To include a subject in some sort of plan or policy under old rules, terms and/or conditions, usually because new regulations may exclude said subject. After a rule change, new rules and regulations apply to new members (the new rules could in fact say "no new members"), unless the members were "grandfathered in" (e.g. old, existing subjects who became members before the rule change), in which case, the old rules still apply.
Learnthespanish.com began charging a fee of $5.00 per month starting in November of last year. Members who established accounts on their websites before then however, were grandfathered in, which means that they can continue to use their services for free.
grandfathered in by Tatertoot July 27, 2016

grandfathered friendship

To be friends with someone only because you’ve known them for so long.

You may not necessarily like the person they become and might even find their presence annoying but you still tolerate them because it’s just easier.
The only reason why she still tolerates her is because they are in a grandfathered friendship.
grandfathered friendship by Gigilesson September 15, 2023

Grandfather cock 

When you search up 'Grandfather clock' but accidentally forget the 'L' and boom you get here.
iy mate, i wazza gonna bye me Pap a grandfather clock but accidentally searched 'Grandfather cock'! help me pls bro

grandfather eating ice cream 

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.
"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
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Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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