A large, unsightly, painful pimple. Though they can be found anywhere on the body, goyders usually appear on the neck.
ME: "Mom, I have a goyder on my neck, you gotta pop it for me!!"
MOM: "Uuugh, okay come here"
ME: "Owwwch!!"
MOM: "Uuugh, okay come here"
ME: "Owwwch!!"
by CandiePie May 28, 2010
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"god, that guy is a bit of a goyder"
"make sure he doesnt make a goyder out of you!"
"i love a bit of goyder"
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An early 20th century novelist who was the first to quote the phrase "We need more tanks!" during one of the final confrontations of world war 2
by Steven Draper May 2, 2006
Get the david goyder mug.An asswipe of a person who has to tell you all the time how much they recycle, how many mpg their Prius gets, Or how many baby seals, rainforests, indigineous tribes they have helped this week. They only do good to brag about the good they do
Guy 1: my new Prius gets 65 miles per gallon, isn't that amazing!?
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder
by RenoLuke December 14, 2012
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Get the gooder than a mug mug.Is something that is really, really good. Not just good, but gooder. Close to goodest, but not quite goodest. Just gooder. Definitely better than good, so its pretty much in between good and goodest. It is gooder.
If you're working in a science lab, and your lab colleague does something that is quite extraordinary. Then you may quip to say then, "my! that was gooder than good."
by DMSO & King SJ March 24, 2010
Get the Gooder than good mug.A social reformer, knave who thinks everyone else's shit stinks but not their own. So convinced their cause/reform is needed they can't even tell their own shit stinks too.
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