goydering 

To be doing exceptionally well on an activity or game. When a person or thing is totally owning that other person or thing in an activity or showing dem whose boss.

WOW JOHN IS TOTALLY GOYDERING RIGHT NOW IN CALL OF DUTY, HE JUST KILLED 5 GUYS AT ONCE!!!
HEY JOE, THAT LION IS GROSSLY GOYDERING ON THAT DEERS' GUTS!!!

goydering by ThIs RaNdom July 4, 2011

graydering 

When you try to let wind out quietly in public but the end result is audible.

1. Bob was graydering earlier today, it sounded awful and smelt bad too.
2. Alexandra was in a silent aeroplane museum when she did a gray de. I heard it loud and clear. She was very embarrassed for herself.

graydering by Mr. Bird Poo July 25, 2013

Gophering

When desperately needing to go for a poo, the moment when it pokes it's head out of your bumhole and quickly goes back inside like a startled Gopher!

Heaven help me - I am Gophering badly and I need to lay a cable proto as the brown light is flashing!

Gophering by Mr Carstairs December 11, 2013

gophering

When working in a cube farm, the sticking up of one's head above the hedge to see or hear what other coworkers are doing.

After the discussion of John's wife sleeping with the office manager, I found myself gophering a lot more than usual.

gophering by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

gophering

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

i had to shit so bad, that turd was gophering!

gophering by here coco! April 11, 2008

Goobering

The act of dipping your testicles into your lover's fecal matter.

Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!

Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?

Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!

Goobering by AlwayLoading September 18, 2017

Gandering 

Grabbing ones junk or someone else's junk. In the spirit of goosing someone's ass, only from the front.

I wasn't all that into my wife goosing my ass, but she can start gandering me anytime she wants. Preferably in the morning.

Gandering by Atlas of the 6 March 9, 2010