Goyder 

A large, unsightly, painful pimple. Though they can be found anywhere on the body, goyders usually appear on the neck.

ME: "Mom, I have a goyder on my neck, you gotta pop it for me!!"

MOM: "Uuugh, okay come here"

ME: "Owwwch!!"

Goyder by CandiePie May 28, 2010

goyder  

somebody who likes to prey on others, and does so with a perving eye. If he fails to get what he wants, he results to "surprise sex", he then spazzes out and makes weird groaning noises with his mouth/throat.

"god, that guy is a bit of a goyder"
"make sure he doesnt make a goyder out of you!"
"i love a bit of goyder"

goyder by Alex Shayler October 22, 2008

david goyder 

An early 20th century novelist who was the first to quote the phrase "We need more tanks!" during one of the final confrontations of world war 2

David Goyder: We need more tanks!
Miscellaneos Soldier: But we don't have any more tanks!

david goyder by Steven Draper May 2, 2006

Gooderesting

When you act extremely good, you get promoted from good to gooder to goodest too goodester. But that all ends when you become interesting! Now you have been promoted to the highest rank in the entire world, people kneel before you, because you are now GOODERESTING!

Neil: Hey man, I am feeling gooderesting today
Jax: OH CRAp, **Kneels down** We shall worship you King gooderesting the great!
Loser: Oh, I am just goodest ;(

Gooderesting by Greatneil80 April 25, 2019

Jessie Godderz

Professional Body Builder from Florida, also The 13th houseguest to be evicted from Big Brother 11, one of the most pathetic, yet addictive TV shows ever, next to Jersey Shore. Hopes to wrestle for WWE someday. Also extremely sexy.

Person 1: Did you watch Big Brother 11 last night?
Person 2: Yes, and Jessie Godderz was evicted. Whats the point in watching now?

Jessie Godderz by shalers. December 14, 2009

Douche gooder

An asswipe of a person who has to tell you all the time how much they recycle, how many mpg their Prius gets, Or how many baby seals, rainforests, indigineous tribes they have helped this week. They only do good to brag about the good they do

Guy 1: my new Prius gets 65 miles per gallon, isn't that amazing!?
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder

Douche gooder by RenoLuke December 14, 2012

gooder than a mug 

something really good

This food is gooder than a mug!

gooder than a mug by chickennug90 October 24, 2017