A large, unsightly, painful pimple. Though they can be found anywhere on the body, goyders usually appear on the neck.
ME: "Mom, I have a goyder on my neck, you gotta pop it for me!!"
MOM: "Uuugh, okay come here"
ME: "Owwwch!!"
MOM: "Uuugh, okay come here"
ME: "Owwwch!!"
by CandiePie May 28, 2010
When an object or thing gets completely destroyed or ruined. Something that gets ridiculously obliterated or wrecked. Could also mean beat up or fucked up.
OHH SHIT MIKE, YOUR TOE GOT GOYDERED WHEN YOU STEPPED ON THAT NAIL!!!!
WOW, THAT NIGGA FROM THE CRIPS GOT GOYDERED BY THAT NIGGA FROM THE BLOODS!!!
WOW, THAT NIGGA FROM THE CRIPS GOT GOYDERED BY THAT NIGGA FROM THE BLOODS!!!
by ThIs RaNdom July 3, 2011
somebody who likes to prey on others, and does so with a perving eye. If he fails to get what he wants, he results to "surprise sex", he then spazzes out and makes weird groaning noises with his mouth/throat.
"god, that guy is a bit of a goyder"
"make sure he doesnt make a goyder out of you!"
"i love a bit of goyder"
"make sure he doesnt make a goyder out of you!"
"i love a bit of goyder"
by Alex Shayler September 11, 2008
To be doing exceptionally well on an activity or game. When a person or thing is totally owning that other person or thing in an activity or showing dem whose boss.
WOW JOHN IS TOTALLY GOYDERING RIGHT NOW IN CALL OF DUTY, HE JUST KILLED 5 GUYS AT ONCE!!!
HEY JOE, THAT LION IS GROSSLY GOYDERING ON THAT DEERS' GUTS!!!
HEY JOE, THAT LION IS GROSSLY GOYDERING ON THAT DEERS' GUTS!!!
by ThIs RaNdom July 3, 2011
An early 20th century novelist who was the first to quote the phrase "We need more tanks!" during one of the final confrontations of world war 2
by Steven Draper April 14, 2006