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Gluck Gluck 10,000™ 

Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.
"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."
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James Dale Guckert 

Better known as Jeff Gannon, James Dale Guckert is yet another four flushing shill paid for by the Republican party. Guckert had been in a number of White House press briefings posing as a reporter for Talon News - a propaganda house for the party. He would come up with "questions" that were always deferential and seemed to prop up Bush.

Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.

This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.
Guckert asked monkey boy questions about soup lines and the other people (read democrats and other Bush opponents) getting a divorce from reality.

His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.
James Dale Guckert by jesster79 March 13, 2005
A portmanteau of girl and cock. Used to define the feminine penis
Lemme suck ya gock girl.
Gock by kaswaro November 19, 2020

Shin Gouki 

Shin Gouki made his first appearance during Super Street Fighter 2: Turbo. He canonically was the man responsible for Vega's (Known as M. Bison in North America.) death. Shin Gouki IS 'regular' Gouki, although he doesn't hold back any of his power. He typically is not at his all because he would normally outpower any opponent, strictly speaking in his Universe. During Capcom Vs. SNK 2, Rugal Bernstein pours his Orochi power to Gouki, who defeated him during a match after the winner was announced at the end of the Millennium Match 2001. Gouki, as a result of being tainted with the Orochi power is granted immense strength. His Shun-Goku-Satsu (Or Raging Demon)Super Art is given an enhancement in that it follows his opponent much faster and is also stronger. He also utilizes a new Super Art named the Misogi, which in his CPU form is a one hit kill move. The misogi begins with three copies of Gouki in his Taunt stance with a ghostly shade, and out of the top of his opponent comes Gouki with such a force that he can be compared to a meteor and strikes the opponent, i.e., if successful with his hand striking the opponent down the middle, after he lands the Misogi, he ends the move with the taunt he started out with. Besides the Misogi, Shin Gouki carries the ability to throw two Zankuu-Hadoukens at one time, and his Ashura-Senkuu(Teleport)Special Move is faster and as a result better in combat. His recovery time is also cut down when he executes any of his moves. Shin Gouki in Orochi terms does not exist canonically, not to imply that this version of him cannot exist, however the idea hasn't been implemented in his Universe.
ZOMG! I just got Pwn3d by the Misogi! Shin Gouki is too powerful d00d!
Shin Gouki by Ivan Flores June 7, 2007
In 2021, the current urban definition of gock that is accepted amongst most of youth culture, refers to the cock of a transgender woman. An abbreviation of girl and cock. Gock.
Turns out my date last night was packin'. Gorgeous gock. I got gocked good.
Gock by Theodore12344 August 15, 2021

gluck gluck 3000 

put both hands on the dick and suck while moving your hands in different directions make sure to not touch the balls or that is known as the “gluck gluck 9000”
“i got that gluck gluck 3000 last night