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gouche goober

A derogatory term for a girl who sucks dick.
Wow I thought I knew that girl well, but it turns out she's a gouche goober.
gouche goober by Gouche Goober September 25, 2014
Area between one's rectal opening and scrotum. Often smells like a mix of ballsweat and ass-wine. Extreme perspiration causes unneccesary irritation.
I can never sit still on a hot summer day because my gooche always pisses me off.
gooche by Gooche May 11, 2004

gooche rooster 

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.
"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"
gooche rooster by Sabreraider October 28, 2013

Gooche crumbler 

One person is sleeping face up. Another person pulls their pants down and bend down so your ass is close to face. Then punch them in the stomache and they will eat your ass/gooche.
gooche crumbler, do ittttt
Gooche crumbler by duhlinky April 19, 2010
The space between ones genitals and ones poo pot.
This one time, i wiped my ass the wrong way and all this shit got smeared on my gooche! it sucked!
gooche by joshman October 3, 2003

Gooche letting 

The act of cutting your gooche open and letting the blood run into your blood hole.
"yeah, the other night I got bored, so I decided a little gooche letting was in order."
Gooche letting by Bud is good June 3, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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