Gouche

Anatomical section posterior to the testis and anterior to the anus. Which is known to become extremely sweaty (especially during intense gaming activities).
My friend Tonza religiously performs his wet wipe showers after a game but always forgets to wipe his gouche.
by HNL-DK December 01, 2014
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The Part Thats Between A Guys Balls And His Ass *Very Sensative*
Ha Ha They Electrocuted His Gouche
by My-ike August 15, 2005
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A Gouche is a male perienium...
It is between the crack and the sack!

Friend: Barry licks gouche!
Barry: Your momma licks my gouche
by Kingy_Mullet February 14, 2008
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1. a synonym for douche to be used in social situations where to use douche might be inappropriate.
2. a goofy douche.
1. what a gouche!
2. you're a gouche!
by jeffyesquire October 30, 2007
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A savory meal which is created by chiseling a frozen pot pie into chunks and then heating it in a pot on the stove.

Best if a portion is eaten directly from the pot and the rest is left (lidless) overnight to form a slight crust.

Once the crust has formed, it may be picked off with a raspoon. (A raspoon is a spoon with sharpened edges.) After picking off the crust, the raspoon should be disposed of along with the crust.

The savory gouche must be consumed momentarily before a second crust forms.
I would like some of your savory gouche.
by Corksil.com & Associates July 09, 2006
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An indescribably awkward human being. Usually uncomfortable at glance and often produces the squinch face of the observer during conversation. The root of the word is derived from a combination of goone and douche.
Jeesie joe of all that is holy you should see this gouche that just started at my work!
by S. T. S. September 23, 2008
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A gay man who is arrogant that acts like a douche bag.
Chad can be such a gouche to his boyfriend
by avatarxl July 23, 2011
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