Definitions by joshman

mercury cougar

A classic performance/luxury car manufactured by Ford Motor Company, under the Mercury nameplate. A sister to the Ford Thunderbird and originally designed to directly compete with the Chevrolet Corvette. One of the last comfortable American RWD V8 automobiles available, until 1999, when it was replaced by an ugly, underperforming, four and six cylinder hatchback.

That's a beautiful XR-7 Mercury Cougar, I bet you're glad you didn't buy that Chevy Corsica.

mercury cougar by Joshman June 11, 2006

gooche

The space between ones genitals and ones poo pot.

This one time, i wiped my ass the wrong way and all this shit got smeared on my gooche! it sucked!

gooche by joshman October 3, 2003

horngry 

The disire of foreplay with food.

I am horngry.

horngry by Joshman August 7, 2002