Definitions by Gooche

gooche

Area between one's rectal opening and scrotum. Often smells like a mix of ballsweat and ass-wine. Extreme perspiration causes unneccesary irritation.

I can never sit still on a hot summer day because my gooche always pisses me off.

gooche by Gooche May 11, 2004

shelf 

To insult a person by arriving at their home and taking a dump on thier bathroom shelf.

Goo goo ga ga

shelf by Gooche May 11, 2004

tank 

To deficate one's dignity by arriving at their home, opening the tank of their toilet, and subsequently taking a dump in it. Results in clogged pipes and humiliation. Related to shelfing

What will happen if you piss someone off.

tank by Gooche May 11, 2004