goson

A guy who is simultaneously a genius and the biggest idiot you know. He is a person who will always have some funny story from back in the day to tell and is ready to make more.

Person 1: He’s Goson but he lives far away
Person 2: in that case he needs to move here.

by Vee xoxo November 23, 2021

goon4brezzzy

goon4breezy is a 5'5 midget on twitter who takes major L's everyday, he's currently number 1 in the MVP Race averaging 21 L's per day, getting Ratioed 31 times per day.

goon4brezzzy: will u date me
Gaby: you need to back off
Marcus: Ratioed
Jeffrey perkins: another day, another L

by TheLegendOfAimbot October 1, 2020

party goon

Someone of higher class who is renowned for hosting lavish parties and events and has a reputation for having knowledge of all bars, clubs and spots around the area.

Look at Rafa, he’s such a party goon, no one in college throws parties like him.

by Dr. Douglas July 4, 2021

Goon Light

Exceptionally good down lighting that highlights the display on well defined muscles.

Nick became overwhelmingly happy after her finished his strict curls because his arms looked absolutely jacked in the goon light.
See also: “Dancing in the Goon Light”

by JustDancinInTheGoonLight November 22, 2020

goon rat

Absolutely anything you ducking want

Fucking goon rat

by Jackstevo2 April 2, 2017

Booty Goon

An individual who preys upon booty, specifically male booty, in the streets or in the confines of a detention center.

Don’t play with me man, I got booty goons on standby. They will take your ass and make you their bitch!

by padre June 5, 2021

Fixie Goon

A person who rides a fixed gear bike with no brakes , the brakes are their legs. They are usually seen running red lights , pulling wheelies , skidding , etc .

Miggy : look at Fabian , he just ran that red light on his bike

Johnny : yea he’s a fixie goon

by Pacha May 1, 2019