A gormus is the smell of the cum of someone who has eaten eggs beforehand. It smells really bad, however studies show that consuming an egg before insemination can raise the fertility of the cells. It is extremely fast, and can impregnate a woman in under a minute.
Son: "It smells like gormus in here"
Dad: "I think it smells like your new brother!"
Son: "Nice! Good to see you are keeping mom happy."
Dad: "I think it smells like your new brother!"
Son: "Nice! Good to see you are keeping mom happy."
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Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.
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by misiynia February 18, 2022
Get the Gorousoloss mug.Noun: The act of hitting someone in the face with your half erect penis (similar to smurfing), that has been incubated in a special "cock-holster" to cultivate a large amount of smegma.
The name is derived from the Turkish word "görüşmek" meaning "to meet" and incorporates the in the above practice mentioned smegma.
The name is derived from the Turkish word "görüşmek" meaning "to meet" and incorporates the in the above practice mentioned smegma.
She really likes görüsmek. I think it's all about the humiliation combined with the intense smell of rotten penis cheese.
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i.e. the male equivalent of gorgina (a gorgeous vagina)
i.e. the male equivalent of gorgina (a gorgeous vagina)
Blake: Have you seen Troye Sivan's new music video for "My! My! My!"? He's so hot.
Pretty twink: Of course! I bet he has a gorbussy. I already watched the video like 5 times.
Pretty twink: Of course! I bet he has a gorbussy. I already watched the video like 5 times.
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