schmethan's definitions

Gohnson

Commonly confused with a Johnson, a Gohnson is when you spit on a girls ass and it slides onto the floor.

Person 1: "Hey your bathroom floor is wet"
Person 2: "Yeah I was poppin Gohnsons off my girls ass earlier. "
Person 1: "What the fuck"

by schmethan March 17, 2021

dorpo

A dorky policeman, as in a policeman that is a dork.

"That cop is a total dorpo"
"True"

by schmethan March 15, 2021

gormus

A gormus is the smell of the cum of someone who has eaten eggs beforehand. It smells really bad, however studies show that consuming an egg before insemination can raise the fertility of the cells. It is extremely fast, and can impregnate a woman in under a minute.

Son: "It smells like gormus in here"
Dad: "I think it smells like your new brother!"
Son: "Nice! Good to see you are keeping mom happy."

by schmethan March 17, 2021

shmorgus

A rejected character in the Matrix Universe, commonly a character in Matrix fanfiction. His traits vary from fic to fic, but he is usually portrayed as gay ant with an eyepatch.

A conversation he might have:
Neo: "Who are you?"
Shmorgus: "Shmorgus"

by schmethan March 17, 2021

goongis

It is a living thing that is respectable, and modest. Usually used in the context of animals, specifically dogs.

"That dog is big Goongis."
"This couch is respectable and modest, therefore it a Goongis couch"
"Aye homie you are the big Goongis."

by schmethan March 15, 2021