goomus

A term commonly used in the small town of Bairnsdale referring to the way you look and act.

Lard er all goomy.

Got a durry der goomus

by Scottley January 17, 2008

glomus

The sticky drippings on your hand when using a self service soda fountain. Usually drips from the neighboring flavor spigot or more likely, drips onto your hand from the spigot you are using as you remove the cup of soda. Will most likely run down hand to sleeve if wearing a white shirt on way to work or social function.

Big Gulp machines at 7-11s are notorious for dripping such glomus on the hands of patrons who then wipe it with a napkin by the hot dogs and leave the napkin laying on the counter.

"AARRRRRGH! This Diet Coke glomus just dripped onto my white coat. I look like a damn dalmation."

"Get yourself a Big Gulp but make sure to wipe any glomus off of your hands before you get in my car."

by Spudsy G November 24, 2013

Goomst

Used in any form of context with close friends to replace a word that you can't come up with/don't care to say out loud (too lazy to say).

Second Definition: Used in a contextual manner to talk about general ideas.

"Do you know where the goomst is tonight?"

"Can you goomst tonight?"

"You should probably start working on your goomst now"

by Goppo May 14, 2021

Goobus

Half way between a goober and a dingus. Not quite a dingus, but more goofy than a goober.

Man, that Ethan kid is a real Goobus.

by Goobmaster66 February 16, 2017

Goofus

Someone who is both goofy and doofus at the same time

She such a goofus

by RedQueen666 July 25, 2018

Oombus Goombus

When a baby is born and is automatically the sweetest, squishiest little thing. Oombus Goombus’ have big beautiful eyes, perfect little noses, tiny micro lips, dimples on the yummiest chubby cheeks, and a healthy dose of extra chins. A perfectly imperfect Oombus Goombus.

He was born an oombus goombus!

by rorsiesaucey June 20, 2021

goofus

Someone who engages in inappropriate, silly, or dumb behavior, usually innocently. Derived from 'Goofus' in the Goofus and Gallant stories in Highlights for Children.

I was such a goofus for keeping my cell phone on during the movie.

by JoDil June 23, 2007