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The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasnt been washed for 1-2 months
Chad is the definition for penis cheese...
by Random_Hero_05 May 27, 2005
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Sounds like smegma? A cheesy like substance on the head of the penis of males who are uncircumcised...thats only a guess though.
by Noobert January 23, 2003
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The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasn't been cleaned for a while.
by Brad Walsh January 21, 2003
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Penischeese is a very high quality form of cheese. It is make out of male cum, which is then boiled down until it curdles. The curds will begin getting hard, as you steam them, be sure to not let them to hard or else they will burst. When the penischeese is hard enough, but not too hard, strain them, pick them up and then beat them until needed. Have fun! But not too much...
β€œWhat new kink are we gonna try today?” - mistress

β€œWell... I was thinking penischeese...” - man hoe
β€œWhat’s that?” - mistress
β€œCheese made from cum...” - man hoe
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β€œ...i want a divorce...” - mistress

β€œWE ARENT EVEN MARRIED JDMFMSKD?!?!” man hoe
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by Piece Of Shitt January 16, 2021
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a cote of yellow cheese around a dick
Sabrina has lots of penis cheese,so very much she can build a cheese fort with it
by DickPuncher69 October 03, 2005
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Yo... I never thought he would be the type of guy to not take care of penis cheese, must suck not being curcumcised.
by Jody Hoagland is a fat whore August 09, 2003
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