gorfer

Someone who farts in a bathtub and tries to eat the bubbles

Tommy had a shot with that sorority girl but he is such a Gorfer

by chris_ezequel December 13, 2006

sleep golfer

A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .

Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!

by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019

goofer dust

Goofer dust, as used in Voodoo, is dust from a grave.

Goofer dust is serious bad mojo, yas!

by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020

Golfer Kick

A Golfer Kick is where a woman is performing felatio and you kick them in the vagina or they kick you in the penis whilst shouting "Merry Christmas!"

"Man I gave her a could golfer kick last night!"

by SHENZILLA December 9, 2010

the golfer

Michael Savage's nickname for radio host Rush Limbaugh for the reason that Rush spends more time golfing than coming up with creative, original, and non water carrying commentary.

...And you heard it first on the Savage Nation, don't expect to hear it from the golfer gas bag, we all know he doesn't have an original thought in his head.

by Reuben D. February 15, 2008

gurfer

A girl surfer

dude, she is one hot gurfer!

by 123456qwerty123456 December 22, 2009

grofer

Derived from 'growth'. To be permanently attached (mentally and spiritually) to someone you love whether you like it or not. One person only has one grofer.

I love you so much grofer. Thanks for bein my grofer, I couldn't live without you.

by Nikoll October 3, 2006