gurfer
gurfer by 123456qwerty123456 December 22, 2009
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Gufferer
Gufferer by kissmyaxe17 January 6, 2022
chief gurner
the one person out of a group of mates who takes a hell of a lot more extacy than the rest. he/she is usually the one at the end of the night licking grass as 'it feels amazing'
'oi, chief gurner, stop telling that copper you love him and get in the bloody taxi before you get arrested guy!'
chief gurner by deathznow September 12, 2006
garfer
Slang for a sexually transmitted disease rising in popularity in the United States. Its most common among drug users and the pooper areas. The proper name for "the garf" is Bacterial Intestinal Miracitis. The disorder is known to last over a span of years and can be controlled by sulfonamide class synthetic antibiotics.
The worst fact about the Garf is that there is no known protection against its infection, not even condoms. Symptoms are subtle at first and bloom within a 2 to 3 months. Initial symptoms include fatigue, sleep pattern changes, dry mouth, and muscle ache. Anyone with this disease should be checked in immediately.
The worst fact about the Garf is that there is no known protection against its infection, not even condoms. Symptoms are subtle at first and bloom within a 2 to 3 months. Initial symptoms include fatigue, sleep pattern changes, dry mouth, and muscle ache. Anyone with this disease should be checked in immediately.
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