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Slang for a sexually transmitted disease rising in popularity in the United States. Its most common among drug users and the pooper areas. The proper name for "the garf" is Bacterial Intestinal Miracitis. The disorder is known to last over a span of years and can be controlled by sulfonamide class synthetic antibiotics.

The worst fact about the Garf is that there is no known protection against its infection, not even condoms. Symptoms are subtle at first and bloom within a 2 to 3 months. Initial symptoms include fatigue, sleep pattern changes, dry mouth, and muscle ache. Anyone with this disease should be checked in immediately.
Jen gave Tim the garfer so I'll be at his funeral.
garfer by Deirdre November 22, 2004
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Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.
I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.
garfer by lexi November 22, 2004
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Garfeldi 

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan
Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.
Garfeldi by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021

garbering 

To be totally wrong, to be proven wrong, and to continue to argue for days that the same irrelevant point proves you right.
For how many days are we going to keep garbering this question?
garbering by Mister Andre March 9, 2017

garter snapper 

An outdated term used popularly in the 1920s-1950s that refers to a man who has sex with many different women or has a lot of one night stands. The phrase "garter snapper" originates in this time period due to the fact that women often wore garters to hold up their tights and therefore someone who often "snaps" these garters takes them off, an act commonly preformed during this time period during sex or an affair.
"Did you hear that Connorly went to bed with both Meg and Sally in the same week!"
"Woah, he's quite the garter snapper."

Garfeldi 

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-
Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi
Garfeldi by Zeymatis October 19, 2021
BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.
"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"
gaffer by karientoch March 18, 2019
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