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to want something a lot

(coined by ted nivison)
I’m goosin for some starbucks rn
goosin by zenoc1de September 27, 2021
Related Words
Goozing goozin Gooning goosing Goosin Gooping Goobin Goobing gooking goonin

New boot goofin' 

To pose or prance around in one's newly acquired footwear.
"What are you running around and acting silly for?"

"I'm just goofin'. New boot goofin'."
New boot goofin' by Jim Dangle August 30, 2005
"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.
gooning by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012

Dino Golzine 

"You're such a Dino Golzine"
Dino Golzine by Bigdiccenergy January 3, 2019
I'm goosin to assassinate a major world leader - jschlatt
goosin by wetcomputor13 December 7, 2022
Ted: I'm goosin for some Korean bbq

Charlie: what

Ted: y'know goosin. I want it really bad
Goosin by Grace709 October 20, 2021