goosax

exclamation of excitement

I just won two tickets to a concert, goosax!

goosax by God!!!!! June 3, 2010

Goosaleh 

You call somebody a goosaleh, when you find him/her like a super-duper idiot!

Goosaleh is actually a Persian slang means calf.

A: How about your new neighbor?

B: Nothing interesting. He is a real goosaleh!

A: Why?

B: 'cause he was playing loud EDM music at 3 AM last night!!

Goosaleh by SHi ON June 5, 2018

Goojax

(noun, pl. goojax) The very last drop left in the bottom of a glass or other beverage vessel that is impossible to drink no matter how hard you try.

Exemplary goojax include:

-the ones at the bottom of soda/beer cans that you have to tip your head backwards in order to drink.
-the ones that make all the noise when you try to drink them through a straw.
-the ones in the bottom of last night's shot glasses that manage to get all over the outside of the shot glass and make it stick to the table when they dry.

"Dude, get me another beer, I'm down to the goojax!"
"You know what sucks? When you're trying to drink the goojax and all the ice falls on your face!"

Goojax by rattle_snark October 19, 2009

Goosam 

A portmanteau of Google and Samsung referring to smartphones manufactured by Samsung running Google products, namely Android.

The term arose as a result of Google/Samsung agreements as of January 2014

The new phone is elegant but faces fierce competition in the Goosam dominated market.

Goosam by d-illah January 30, 2014

Goosaroo 

A cavernous vagina, usually associated with old women who have been smoking for many years. Their voices have become raspy and they enjoy vodka and botox.

A goosaroo can come in two different variations:

The goosaroo of an elderly Latino woman is often very hot and humid. The environment inside is very similar to that of a tropical rain forest.

On the contrary, the goosaroo of an elderly woman of any other ethnicity is the different. The environment can be most similarly related to that of an arctic tundra. It is often extremely frigid and many icicles can be found within.

Though no matter the race of the elderly lady, the physics of the goosaroo are the same. The closest thing (that is popular in the general public) to a goosaroo, would be a black-hole. Goosaroos are capable of consuming anything that gets too close to it. Just like a black-hole, anything that gets pulled in is lost forever, never to return from it's depths. However, there is one exception to this rule. An actor by the name of Greg Kinnear (whom residence is within a goosaroo), has the unique ability to escape from within it. Though, he will only do this on the occasion of him intending the murder of an innocent and topless individual.

One way that the goosaroo varies from a black-hole (other than the fact that it resides as the gentiles of long-lived women), is that scientist have discovered through a series of trials and tribulation, just what a living organism must endure upon it's entry into a goosaroo. An organism is instantly granted eternal life. Unfortunately, the life from there on out is never comfortable ((See section about environment)). This leaves many of the specimens that are trapped within the confounds of a goosaroo, desperately wishing for death. Unfortunately for them, that death will never be granted...

Jack: "Did you see those naked pictures of Julie Andrews?"
Kevin: "Yeah. She totally has a goosaroo!"

Lindsay: "Oh no! Where did my dog go?"
Olivia: "Hmm... It must have gotten too close to that woman's goosaroo.. You'll never see your dog again."

Goosaroo by The Real Julie Andrews March 28, 2009

Goosay 

A well endowed man, amazing body, a gentleman, bilingual, papi rico, devout muslim. usually has a huge dick.

A:you see that guy over there?
B:omg girl he’s a goosay, i couldn’t walk right for days :()

Goosay by bdsmlove January 16, 2020

Goosahopgoodshophoof 

A half-goose half-goat creature with a great shopping sense and the ability to jump three times its own height. May also apply to an artistic depiction of said animal.

Person 1: OMG, I NEED NEW CLOTHEZZZZ
Person 2: OMGEEE HAVE THE GOOSAHOPGOODSHOPHOOF HELP YOU, HE HAS GREAT SHOPPING SENSE AND CAN JUMP AND GET THINGS FROM THE TOP SHELVES.

Person 1: That's a really nice goosahopgoodshophoof you have in your living room.
Person 2: Thanks, I got it from Gregory Greggson's goosahopgoodshophoof emporium.

Goosahopgoodshophoof by THEMAKEROFGOOSAHOPGOODSHOPHOOF February 28, 2011