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goosamè 

Nice, round, firm, ass.
She got the goosamè goin' on!
goosamè by ixst2jam April 3, 2017
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Goosaleh 

You call somebody a goosaleh, when you find him/her like a super-duper idiot!

Goosaleh is actually a Persian slang means calf.
A: How about your new neighbor?

B: Nothing interesting. He is a real goosaleh!

A: Why?

B: 'cause he was playing loud EDM music at 3 AM last night!!
Goosaleh by SHi ON June 5, 2018
A portmanteau of Google and Samsung referring to smartphones manufactured by Samsung running Google products, namely Android.

The term arose as a result of Google/Samsung agreements as of January 2014
The new phone is elegant but faces fierce competition in the Goosam dominated market.
Goosam by d-illah January 30, 2014

Goosemeat monday 

When you’re doing 69 and she bites your cock so you make a goose noise in her vagina. Only on monday’s
Last week me and my girl had a goosemeat monday
Goosemeat monday by eddy051705 January 23, 2022
You’re such a googamel..
googamel by BuffGnome October 17, 2023

gossamer 

A big red fuck
That gigantic red hairy monster that often chased bugs bunny.
A cobweb on a bush
Gossamer was trying to rape me, so i ran away and hid in a bush that was covered in gossamers.
gossamer by Senor Gossamer April 15, 2008

Gossamer 

Traditionally meaning "a fine, filmy substance consisting of cobwebs spun by small spiders, which is seen especially in autumn." Though it is used by a select few as an alternate term for goddamnit, following an autocorrect fail.
"Gossamer, you're such an asshole"
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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