Goonus

/goo-nuhs/

A name given to someone who:
a) unintentionally makes you laugh with their idiocy
b) has just said something unbelievably dumb
c) accidentally injures themselves often or
d) is just generally a clumsy fool

'Goonus' can be used separately, or as part of a clever celebrity-based pun:

Idiot #1: How do you spell ATM?
Superior Being #1: Could you be more of a goonus?

Idiot #2: *knocks over glass*
Superior Being #2: You are such a goonus! You could be the fourth Goonus Brother (loosely based on Jonas Brothers)!

by Emile A4 March 12, 2009

goonus

another word of stupid or dumb

Jonas is pretty goonus

by hhhhhhagvdhbn September 12, 2022

Goonus

What you call a male that masturbates on a daily basis.

I wouldn't hangout with him, he's a Goonus.

by TheRulerOfCatfish April 4, 2025

moons out goons out

When the moon is out and you about to do some reckless sh** with the boys

Moons out goons out boys let's go

by LilRomy December 13, 2019

Goonks

The sound made from a large container of liquid (like a.gallon of milk or OJ) when it is first opened and poured out... the noise that is made is like "goonk goonk goonk goonk goonk"

Kids game. Taking turns at mealtime to get the "goonks" from freshly opened beverages ... and there was hell to pay if someone stole the goonks from then jug before their turn to receive them!! I'm telling Mom!!

by Sunshine247365 July 7, 2015

Goonut

When someone is tired and misspells goodnight.

“Goonut, liv”
“Oops, I meant goodnight. Sorry, just tired.”

by LivOlive December 3, 2018

Goonsmith

The origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it's meaning. The term refers to a child who goes by the name of Anthony Greensmith. As you can imagine, describing him as a top class, straight up, grade A, class act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. Using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term Goon.

Anthony: "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. Bang, and the dirt is gone!"
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith

by Owen & Ed Collaboration September 7, 2006