Goonsmith

The origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it's meaning. The term refers to a child who goes by the name of Anthony Greensmith. As you can imagine, describing him as a top class, straight up, grade A, class act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. Using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term Goon.

Anthony: "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. Bang, and the dirt is gone!"
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith

Goonsmith by Owen & Ed Collaboration September 7, 2006

Urban Gunsmith 

Urban Gunsmith is a person that lives in an urban environment, who manufacture's homemade firearms in the kitchen, living room or even the bed room, of an apartment, this in any case is illegal.

homemade zip guns
homemade rifles
homemade pistol
any type of homemade firearm firearm
Urban Gunsmith

Urban Gunsmith by CoolHi C July 21, 2012

goldsmith whip 

A variation of the pistol whip, the Goldsmith whip involves placing a .9mm pistol in a tube sock and bashing someone in the head, typically from behind.

Shut up foo' or I'll Goldsmith whip yo ass.

goldsmith whip by Benji G March 23, 2007

Goldsmiths 

Formerly known as Goldsmiths'(controversy following over the apostrophe) College but rebranded as Goldsmiths. It is a University located in New Cross and is part of the University of London.
It is most famed for being a prestigious art college with many famous alumni including Damien Hirst, Vivienne Westwood, Damon Albarn and Mary Quant.

I go to Goldsmiths and are cooler than all you kids. I am therefore SFG to the max

Goldsmiths by ElSquido May 13, 2009

goldsmith walk 

The walk of terror undertaken by scummers between Fratton Station and Fratton Park.

Doing the Goldsmith Walk

goldsmith walk by Claw Hammer Harris April 1, 2004

Gonsmith 

:/noun
A person or individual with little to no qualifications or experience in the craft of gunsmithing

Bubba is a real Surgical Gonsmith, when it comes to shortening a barrel with a grinder.

Gonsmith by Noir556 July 2, 2020

The Goldsmith walk Oi

The walk between Fratton Park and Fratton Station made by followers of Scumhampton F.C. Usually made in silence and under heavy police protection.

Doing The Goldsmith Walk oi

Sometimes accompanied with the chant "You`ll never make the station."

The Goldsmith walk Oi by Davmark April 3, 2004