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Oh my god! Look at that googus over there! His coogus is soooo sexy!!!!!
googus by Scott Sternus April 16, 2008
Words you can keep
a penis. The male reproductive organ.
I gashmogied her gaflabity with my googus.
googus by J. Masta Flex May 6, 2006
The male reproductive organ - specifically used in the context of someone confessing to a group of their peers
I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry
Googus by Ank57 August 10, 2021
Alternate name for penis. Particularly useful for when your catchphrase is "giggity," and known for being used by Quagmire when he fessed up to the nation.
Quagmire: I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus, and I am sorry.
googus by jkrosado August 21, 2021
A Jewish term for the penis. This word is usually used after Synagogue when talking about last night with the other jews about the neighborhood tramp, Kathleen Sternberg.
"Feh! Last noight I geschmoygedeed Kathleen Stoynboyg with my googus! Channkukah!"
Googus by chico mana December 6, 2006
Man from squid games touches my googus”
googus by bunch x April 10, 2022

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry 

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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