Goonism 

The religion of doing hood ass goon shit. Usually kinda illegal things.

Adherents to the religion are broke as shit and generally live on that rice n beans diet.

Church service is walking around town because you’re broke and have nothing to do. If you adhere to this religion, you probably spend any left over money on juice, weed, graffiti supplies and or things for your skateboard.

“Dude why didn’t Chris text me back”

“Idk man he’s probably out skating, getting drunk, eating tendies, you know, goonism shit.”

Goonism by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018

Goonism 

A form of government that relates itself to the heavy usage of warcrimes. Those who endorse goonism are likely to be racist, sexist, retarded, and overall an incel or all of the above. It's highly advised you stay away from anyone who is a goon.

Did you hear about Frank? I heard he was partaking in awfully goonish behavior, I think he's an advocate for goonism.

Goonism by Decab August 3, 2022

goonism

a gooning condition that causes someone to never stop gooning. anyone who is affected by goonism should be referred to as a major gooner.

bro did you hear about Allyson, she was diagnosed with goonism!

goonism by thetruegoonismdiagnoser February 11, 2026

goonism

a gooning condition that causes someone to never stop gooning. anyone who is affected by goonism should be referred to as a major gooner.

bro did you hear about Allyson, she was diagnosed with goonism!

goonism by thetruegoonismdiagnoser February 11, 2026

gonism 

Gonism is a religion following the great lord Gon Freecs.
Followers of this religion tell each other "nay nay killua" to wish each other the best of luck in what ever.

Nay nay killua to you all😔🙏

"Hey you should try and follow gonism. Also i heard you have an exam tomorrow, Nay nay killua!

gonism by Follower of Gonism. October 30, 2020

Goonsmith

The origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it's meaning. The term refers to a child who goes by the name of Anthony Greensmith. As you can imagine, describing him as a top class, straight up, grade A, class act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. Using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term Goon.

Anthony: "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. Bang, and the dirt is gone!"
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith

Goonsmith by Owen & Ed Collaboration September 7, 2006

Gonism 

GUU🛐GUU🛐GUU🛐

Killua and Hisoka are apart of Gonism. Killua and Hisoka are Gonists.

Gonism by Gonist October 30, 2020