goonition

A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.

Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!

Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.

Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.

goonition by Goondued November 5, 2011

Goonion 

A group who outwardly appear as a workers' union, such as SEIU, AFL-CIO, or UAW, but who are used by politicians to act as intimidators at public forums like townhalls or demonstrations.

"We came to talk to our congressman about our opposition to government controlled healthcare, but a goonion was bussed in from outside our district to shout down questions and throw elbows at citizens."

Goonion by WesternCiv September 1, 2009

Goonito 

A fucking savage dosent give a fuck of ppl feeling and he gets played to do stuff

I just broke up with goonito and he dosent even care 😢

Goonito by Goonito April 21, 2019

Goonito 

Hes a fucking savage that dosent care about creasing his black af1s and dosent care about people's failings be gets paid to do whatever

Ay goonito let's jump that nigga for fun

Me and goonito just broke up and it seems like he dosent even care

Goonito by Goonito April 21, 2019

Gootrition 

Noun:
The process of obtaining food necessary for bad health and obesity.

1. If you find yourself on the toilet releasing a diarrhetic shit whilst puking in a garbage bag, your gootrition level is high.

2. If you are eating loads of trans and saturated fats and washing them down with pizza grease, your gootrition level is high.

3. Fat.

Gootrition by Guzman III October 9, 2009

Goontings

Something a goon would do.
When you do not care about anything except the fact that you or the people surrounding you are of the goons.

John : Hey man i don't think we should be robbing this bank in broad daylight with police surrounding the bank.

Yasaar : Stop being a pussy, let's just do it, Goontings alright !!!

Goontings by Goontings October 10, 2014

goonitive 

A mental state of mind where you become too able to switch from a positive mood to a negative mood that you realize not to think positive or negitive so you are thinking goonitive.

People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.

Dave: Yo I couldn't decide on what to with this wallet i found on the ground.

Johnny: What do you mean?

Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)

Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.

goonitive by Goondued November 4, 2011