goonition
A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.
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Goonion
A group who outwardly appear as a workers' union, such as SEIU, AFL-CIO, or UAW, but who are used by politicians to act as intimidators at public forums like townhalls or demonstrations.
"We came to talk to our congressman about our opposition to government controlled healthcare, but a goonion was bussed in from outside our district to shout down questions and throw elbows at citizens."
Goonion by WesternCiv September 1, 2009
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goonition • Goonditioning • Goosition • Goonathon • Goonion • goonitis • Goonito • goonatron • goonitive • Goonlation
Gootrition
1. If you find yourself on the toilet releasing a diarrhetic shit whilst puking in a garbage bag, your gootrition level is high.
2. If you are eating loads of trans and saturated fats and washing them down with pizza grease, your gootrition level is high.
3. Fat.
2. If you are eating loads of trans and saturated fats and washing them down with pizza grease, your gootrition level is high.
3. Fat.
Gootrition by Guzman III October 9, 2009
Goontings
Something a goon would do.
When you do not care about anything except the fact that you or the people surrounding you are of the goons.
When you do not care about anything except the fact that you or the people surrounding you are of the goons.
goonitive
A mental state of mind where you become too able to switch from a positive mood to a negative mood that you realize not to think positive or negitive so you are thinking goonitive.
People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.
People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.
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