A mental state of mind where you become too able to switch from a positive mood to a negative mood that you realize not to think positive or negitive so you are thinking goonitive.
People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.
People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.
Dave: Yo I couldn't decide on what to with this wallet i found on the ground.
Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)
Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.
Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)
Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.
by Goondued November 4, 2011
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I haven't been on the stream for 2 minutes and you are already talking about your goontie
Girl, all you do is talk about your goontie
Who wants goontie?
Girl, all you do is talk about your goontie
Who wants goontie?
by SplashShark December 13, 2022
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A university where the bulk of students are made up of goons.
This may apply to any/all universities
This may apply to any/all universities
Guy 1: So what do you think?
Guy 2: You're friends are all wastemen. Baitly listen to Panic! at the Disco. What a gooniversity.
Guy 1: Yer.
Guy 2: You're friends are all wastemen. Baitly listen to Panic! at the Disco. What a gooniversity.
Guy 1: Yer.
by gonzo89cb April 2, 2010
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Get the Goonified mug.A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.
Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
by Goondued November 5, 2011
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"I heard (SomethingAwful forum user) killed himself because he was long-term unemployed, his girlfriend left him, and he was facing homelessness."
"Another goonicide? He made some funny posts. I'll miss him." =(
"Another goonicide? He made some funny posts. I'll miss him." =(
by Lothar76 April 26, 2009
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Don't bother talking human genetics with that Global flood believer...his Godnitive dissonance is so strong, there's no amount of scientific evidence you can show him that would make him believe we didn't all descend from Noah's nut sac.
by Suomistyler March 30, 2026
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