goonitive 

A mental state of mind where you become too able to switch from a positive mood to a negative mood that you realize not to think positive or negitive so you are thinking goonitive.

People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.

Dave: Yo I couldn't decide on what to with this wallet i found on the ground.

Johnny: What do you mean?

Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)

Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.

goonitive by Goondued November 4, 2011

Goontie

A new term coined in 2022 somewhere on Twitch. It is essentially a family-friendly term for coochie.

I haven't been on the stream for 2 minutes and you are already talking about your goontie
Girl, all you do is talk about your goontie
Who wants goontie?

Goontie by SplashShark December 13, 2022

gooniversity

A university where the bulk of students are made up of goons.
This may apply to any/all universities

Guy 1: So what do you think?

Guy 2: You're friends are all wastemen. Baitly listen to Panic! at the Disco. What a gooniversity.

Guy 1: Yer.

gooniversity by gonzo89cb April 2, 2010

Goonified

to be goon-like; very cool; something that would appeal to a large group of people

That car looks awesome!

Yeah, it's pretty goonified

Goonified by Ntro Pnguin April 25, 2009

goonition

A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.

Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!

Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.

Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.

goonition by Goondued November 5, 2011

goonicide 

When a member of the SomethingAwful.com forums, known as a goon, kills oneself. This is almost certainly followed by a permanent banning of their forum account by the administrators since they are dead.

"I heard (SomethingAwful forum user) killed himself because he was long-term unemployed, his girlfriend left him, and he was facing homelessness."

"Another goonicide? He made some funny posts. I'll miss him." =(

goonicide by Lothar76 April 26, 2009

Godnitive Dissonance

Christians that have been brainwashed I to believing that the Bible is literally God's word and will use circular logic to discount clear scientific evidence that proves them wrong.

Don't bother talking human genetics with that Global flood believer...his Godnitive dissonance is so strong, there's no amount of scientific evidence you can show him that would make him believe we didn't all descend from Noah's nut sac.

Godnitive Dissonance by Suomistyler March 30, 2026