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The ultimate machine for gooning people.

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"No its the goonatron!"

goonatron by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

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goobatron

A real idiot who fails every thing that is atempted. And stangley enjoys the mockery that comes with being a Grade A goobatron!

Hey goobatron way to fuck up! Again!

goobatron by Tink September 8, 2003

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the goofiest name of them all

ayo who tf goofy ass name is jaquavious dingleberry demarcus obamnus goofatron the 3rd

jaquavious dingleberry demarcus obamnus goofatron the 3rd by jaquavious goofatron May 9, 2022

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Gorgatron

The negative version of the "hotness scale". -1=lvl 1, -2=lvl 2, -10=ultimate gorgatron

Eww. That chick is easily a lvl 2 gorgatron.

Gorgatron by TheFallenOne December 18, 2014

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Goobatronic

To be a goobatron. The ability to be an absolute stupid moron yet still complete tasks successfully.

Hey Brian, you're looking a bit goobatronic today!

Goobatronic by bnuggat December 9, 2010

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goonition

A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.

Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!

Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.

Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.

goonition by Goondued November 5, 2011

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Gorgatron

A large, unimaginably cool robot of doom.

Gorgatron destroyed another city with it's uber power!!! More at 11

Gorgatron by Man of War December 2, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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