When you smoke some high quality marijuana and pwn noobs all night on your intense gaming rig. Often in these situations you end up playing the same server over and over again each night, after it gets placed into your favourites tab.
If you ever get really goondued that would involve a situation where all or most of the players on that same server you play start to get pissed cause you are pwning them so much. In addition, a random player usual will type something like "Yo guys im so high" or "I'm smoking this beast ass WhiteRino kush crossed with purlehaze" in the chat window. If all the players on the opposite team have left the game or switched onto your team in an attempt to not ruin their ranks and there is practically no one on the opposite team except for maybe a few afks then you're practically gooned out and should take an epic food break.
If you ever get really goondued that would involve a situation where all or most of the players on that same server you play start to get pissed cause you are pwning them so much. In addition, a random player usual will type something like "Yo guys im so high" or "I'm smoking this beast ass WhiteRino kush crossed with purlehaze" in the chat window. If all the players on the opposite team have left the game or switched onto your team in an attempt to not ruin their ranks and there is practically no one on the opposite team except for maybe a few afks then you're practically gooned out and should take an epic food break.
Me: "Bro what are you saying tonight?"
Brother: "After getting home from work, I'm getting goondued."
Me: "Aigh just don't get to goondued like that last goonfest."
Brother: "After getting home from work, I'm getting goondued."
Me: "Aigh just don't get to goondued like that last goonfest."
by Goondued September 30, 2011
A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.
Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
by Goondued November 05, 2011
A very drunken raccoon. Rarely to be found in the wild due to the scarcity of alcohol there. Goon coons usually live in sub urban areas looking for trash bins and open leftover alcohol to get into.
Lowell: Whoa look at that raccoon! I was going to chase him away but it couldn't run straight.
Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.
Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!
Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.
Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!
by Goondued November 08, 2011
A goon king. One similar to the king of kings but has added goon-like powers. A goon who out performs all others in life no matter how awkward or foolish he/she may behave.
Seth: Whoa! Who is this goon? I've never seen him before.
Brent: I don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.
Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?
Brent: The goon of goons.
Brent: I don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.
Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?
Brent: The goon of goons.
by Goondued November 05, 2011
A very gooned out dream. A dream where you awake with it fresh in your mind, stunned. The dream involves a creative environment where you feel threatened, curious, and extremely self-aware. Many obstacles throughout a goonream will reflect past life experiences with a distorted depiction. The individuals you interact with are people you know in real life, perhaps acquaintances you've lost contact with.
Me: Wow I just had the craziest dream. So intense, I felt like I learned something from it.
Girlfriend: Oooo tell me about it! Sometimes that helps you remember it better.
Me: Okay I will. I consider this a goonream. Just too abstract from a dream I usually have.
Girlfriend: Oooo tell me about it! Sometimes that helps you remember it better.
Me: Okay I will. I consider this a goonream. Just too abstract from a dream I usually have.
by Goondued December 16, 2011
A mental state of mind where you become too able to switch from a positive mood to a negative mood that you realize not to think positive or negitive so you are thinking goonitive.
People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.
People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.
Dave: Yo I couldn't decide on what to with this wallet i found on the ground.
Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)
Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.
Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)
Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.
by Goondued November 04, 2011
A ring leader of a cult, gang or group who is a goon. They have incredible power to intimidate authoritative figures and raid certain individuals of a high social class. Don't get these guys confused with bad guys because they actually go after the "real" bad guys. The people goonlers target are those who get ahead in life by riding on others failures and being fueled by greed. It's those useless rich people who sit at home guarding their money thinking it will bring them happiness that goonlers target.
Some wealthy ignorant man was complaining the planes flying over his mansion were too loud and was going to force the airline in court to not fly over his land.
Later that night the goonlers wrote graffiti on the wealthy man’s helicopter pad, mowed the word "GREED" into his front lawn, and raided his kitchen. The food from the kitchen was donated to the local food bank. Hail the goonlers!
Later that night the goonlers wrote graffiti on the wealthy man’s helicopter pad, mowed the word "GREED" into his front lawn, and raided his kitchen. The food from the kitchen was donated to the local food bank. Hail the goonlers!
by Goondued November 05, 2011