A very drunken raccoon. Rarely to be found in the wild due to the scarcity of alcohol there. Goon coons usually live in sub urban areas looking for trash bins and open leftover alcohol to get into.
Lowell: Whoa look at that raccoon! I was going to chase him away but it couldn't run straight.
Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.
Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!
Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.
Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!
by Goondued November 8, 2011
Get the goon coonmug. A goon king. One similar to the king of kings but has added goon-like powers. A goon who out performs all others in life no matter how awkward or foolish he/she may behave.
Seth: Whoa! Who is this goon? I've never seen him before.
Brent: I don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.
Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?
Brent: The goon of goons.
Brent: I don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.
Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?
Brent: The goon of goons.
by Goondued November 5, 2011
Get the goon of goonsmug. When you smoke some high quality marijuana and pwn noobs all night on your intense gaming rig. Often in these situations you end up playing the same server over and over again each night, after it gets placed into your favourites tab.
If you ever get really goondued that would involve a situation where all or most of the players on that same server you play start to get pissed cause you are pwning them so much. In addition, a random player usual will type something like "Yo guys im so high" or "I'm smoking this beast ass WhiteRino kush crossed with purlehaze" in the chat window. If all the players on the opposite team have left the game or switched onto your team in an attempt to not ruin their ranks and there is practically no one on the opposite team except for maybe a few afks then you're practically gooned out and should take an epic food break.
If you ever get really goondued that would involve a situation where all or most of the players on that same server you play start to get pissed cause you are pwning them so much. In addition, a random player usual will type something like "Yo guys im so high" or "I'm smoking this beast ass WhiteRino kush crossed with purlehaze" in the chat window. If all the players on the opposite team have left the game or switched onto your team in an attempt to not ruin their ranks and there is practically no one on the opposite team except for maybe a few afks then you're practically gooned out and should take an epic food break.
Me: "Bro what are you saying tonight?"
Brother: "After getting home from work, I'm getting goondued."
Me: "Aigh just don't get to goondued like that last goonfest."
Brother: "After getting home from work, I'm getting goondued."
Me: "Aigh just don't get to goondued like that last goonfest."
by Goondued September 30, 2011
Get the goonduedmug. A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.
Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
by Goondued November 5, 2011
Get the goonitionmug. A very gooned out dream. A dream where you awake with it fresh in your mind, stunned. The dream involves a creative environment where you feel threatened, curious, and extremely self-aware. Many obstacles throughout a goonream will reflect past life experiences with a distorted depiction. The individuals you interact with are people you know in real life, perhaps acquaintances you've lost contact with.
Me: Wow I just had the craziest dream. So intense, I felt like I learned something from it.
Girlfriend: Oooo tell me about it! Sometimes that helps you remember it better.
Me: Okay I will. I consider this a goonream. Just too abstract from a dream I usually have.
Girlfriend: Oooo tell me about it! Sometimes that helps you remember it better.
Me: Okay I will. I consider this a goonream. Just too abstract from a dream I usually have.
by Goondued December 16, 2011
Get the goonreammug. That "buzz" feeling you get after continuous hours of study. It involves no alcohol yet you feel drunk. You may find yourself slurring over words by either talking to fast or trying to cram too many creative words into a single sentence.
After Peter finished his 2,000 word essay, his speech was scrambled due to absorbing to much information.
Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!
Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?
Peter: Positive.
Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!
Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?
Peter: Positive.
by Goondued November 9, 2011
Get the intellectually drunkmug. Aquired by ingesting marijuana approximately every day over the course of 4 years.
Many users of cannabis will ingest it for longer periods of time, hence persuing a cannabis degree at the Masters or PhD level.
Many users of cannabis will ingest it for longer periods of time, hence persuing a cannabis degree at the Masters or PhD level.
Tim: I think it is time I rapped things up and stopped living high.
Mark: Wow are you really deciding to change? Quitter...
Tim: Ugh, I'm doing this because it's for the best of society, my family, and peers. Not because I want to. The high life is the higher life which only some individuals who have high intelligence and confidence can obtain while high.
Mark: So you're settling with only a Bachelor of Cannabis?
Tim: Yes
Mark: Wow are you really deciding to change? Quitter...
Tim: Ugh, I'm doing this because it's for the best of society, my family, and peers. Not because I want to. The high life is the higher life which only some individuals who have high intelligence and confidence can obtain while high.
Mark: So you're settling with only a Bachelor of Cannabis?
Tim: Yes
by Goondued November 5, 2011
Get the Bachelor of Cannabismug.