Definitions by Goondued
goonream
A very gooned out dream. A dream where you awake with it fresh in your mind, stunned. The dream involves a creative environment where you feel threatened, curious, and extremely self-aware. Many obstacles throughout a goonream will reflect past life experiences with a distorted depiction. The individuals you interact with are people you know in real life, perhaps acquaintances you've lost contact with.
Me: Wow I just had the craziest dream. So intense, I felt like I learned something from it.
Girlfriend: Oooo tell me about it! Sometimes that helps you remember it better.
Me: Okay I will. I consider this a goonream. Just too abstract from a dream I usually have.
Girlfriend: Oooo tell me about it! Sometimes that helps you remember it better.
Me: Okay I will. I consider this a goonream. Just too abstract from a dream I usually have.
intellectually drunk
That "buzz" feeling you get after continuous hours of study. It involves no alcohol yet you feel drunk. You may find yourself slurring over words by either talking to fast or trying to cram too many creative words into a single sentence.
After Peter finished his 2,000 word essay, his speech was scrambled due to absorbing to much information.
Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!
Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?
Peter: Positive.
Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!
Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?
Peter: Positive.
intellectually drunk by Goondued November 9, 2011
goon coon
A very drunken raccoon. Rarely to be found in the wild due to the scarcity of alcohol there. Goon coons usually live in sub urban areas looking for trash bins and open leftover alcohol to get into.
Lowell: Whoa look at that raccoon! I was going to chase him away but it couldn't run straight.
Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.
Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!
Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.
Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!
goonition
A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.
Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
Bachelor of Cannabis
Aquired by ingesting marijuana approximately every day over the course of 4 years.
Many users of cannabis will ingest it for longer periods of time, hence persuing a cannabis degree at the Masters or PhD level.
Many users of cannabis will ingest it for longer periods of time, hence persuing a cannabis degree at the Masters or PhD level.
Tim: I think it is time I rapped things up and stopped living high.
Mark: Wow are you really deciding to change? Quitter...
Tim: Ugh, I'm doing this because it's for the best of society, my family, and peers. Not because I want to. The high life is the higher life which only some individuals who have high intelligence and confidence can obtain while high.
Mark: So you're settling with only a Bachelor of Cannabis?
Tim: Yes
Mark: Wow are you really deciding to change? Quitter...
Tim: Ugh, I'm doing this because it's for the best of society, my family, and peers. Not because I want to. The high life is the higher life which only some individuals who have high intelligence and confidence can obtain while high.
Mark: So you're settling with only a Bachelor of Cannabis?
Tim: Yes
Bachelor of Cannabis by Goondued November 5, 2011
goonja
A goon ninja. Individual who performs stealthy awkward acts to please others. Usually, highly skilled at making long “run on” sentences with abnormal pitch and fluctuating tones to grasp an audience’s attention, then suddenly reverts to speaking with social norms.
Terry enters the room
Terry: What up peeps?
Terry kicks off his shoes in a sketch manner, then quickly removes a sock
Jim: Hey Terry, why did you remove a sock, what are you doing!?
Terry: I was going to place it on a random door knob so nobody will go into that room. Not because I or anyone is having sex in there but so the density of people will increase in this place with one less room. Plus, it will get more social energy flowing in this place.
Jim: Ok, now I like the sounds of that.
Terry: It’s a goonja act. You can thank me later.
Terry then removes the rest of his clothing and begins socializing in a friendly manner
Jim to himself: Now that’s a goonja.
Terry: What up peeps?
Terry kicks off his shoes in a sketch manner, then quickly removes a sock
Jim: Hey Terry, why did you remove a sock, what are you doing!?
Terry: I was going to place it on a random door knob so nobody will go into that room. Not because I or anyone is having sex in there but so the density of people will increase in this place with one less room. Plus, it will get more social energy flowing in this place.
Jim: Ok, now I like the sounds of that.
Terry: It’s a goonja act. You can thank me later.
Terry then removes the rest of his clothing and begins socializing in a friendly manner
Jim to himself: Now that’s a goonja.