Gootrition 

Noun:
The process of obtaining food necessary for bad health and obesity.

1. If you find yourself on the toilet releasing a diarrhetic shit whilst puking in a garbage bag, your gootrition level is high.

2. If you are eating loads of trans and saturated fats and washing them down with pizza grease, your gootrition level is high.

3. Fat.

Gootrition by Guzman III October 9, 2009

goonition

A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.

Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!

Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.

Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.

goonition by Goondued November 5, 2011

Goosition 

The position or Ranking of your website within the google search engine.

With our current Goosition, i would expect a 300% increase in sales!

Goosition by myztic_man December 18, 2007

Goonditioning 

The act of preforming a footjob ceremony that involves 8 men laid out in a swastika formation while matching their stroke pace to the the pace of the fitness gram pacer test.

Coach Brown, was that you Goonditioning at the Goonstitution yesterday?

No, we did not have enough men to preform Goonditioning yesterday.

Goonditioning by Goonposium January 24, 2025

Goonditioning 

The act of preforming a footjob ceremony that involves 8 men laid out in a swastika formation while matching their stroke pace to the the pace of the fitness gram pacer test.

Coach Brown, can we do some Goonditioning together as a team, I believe it would improve morale?

Goonditioning by Goonposium January 24, 2025