1. If you find yourself on the toilet releasing a diarrhetic shit whilst puking in a garbage bag, your gootrition level is high.
2. If you are eating loads of trans and saturated fats and washing them down with pizza grease, your gootrition level is high.
3. Fat.
2. If you are eating loads of trans and saturated fats and washing them down with pizza grease, your gootrition level is high.
3. Fat.
by Guzman III October 9, 2009
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Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
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No, we did not have enough men to preform Goonditioning yesterday.
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