Goonlation

A revelation found while in the act of gooning

Person 1: Damn bro you have any new ideas recently?
Person 2: Yeah bro I had this goonlation late last night, what if munting isn't really the new meta?
Person 1: Damn bro that's deep

by goontownlation March 11, 2024

goonbating

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.

He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.

by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

Googlation

Completing a mathematical equation by use of information obtained through Google.

"How much does that thing weigh?"

-"Based on my googlations about 200 pounds."

by mrs.smith January 21, 2013

Googleation

The excitement you feel when you’ve successfully googled to find the information you were searching for

"I couldn't contain my googleation when I found the definition for this word!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment blog.

by Active Leisure August 12, 2009

goonition

A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.

Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!

Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.

Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.

by Goondued November 5, 2011

Googlution

A portmanteau of "Google pollution". A phenomenon in which toxic search engine results have a cumulative and systemic negative effect on the efficacy of the search engine. Search engine results trending towards decreasing accuracy, often caused by commercial websites attaining top listings through the use of search engine optimization (SEO) methods. Highly ranked search engine spam.

After sifting through 34 pages of Googlution, I finally found a useful query result.

by OkieLoki February 28, 2009

Geolations 34:59

When you’re always joking about sexual stuff and just messing around but secretly if they were down you’d do it
Geolations 34:59 - “I’m always joking... unless you down”

Her: Yeah I mean you could come over rn

Him: I’m on my way
Her: lmao
Him: I mean geolations 34:59 👀

by Staytrueking101 April 5, 2021