Goosition 

The position or Ranking of your website within the google search engine.

With our current Goosition, i would expect a 300% increase in sales!

Goosition by myztic_man December 18, 2007

goonition

A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.

Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!

Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.

Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.

goonition by Goondued November 5, 2011

Gootrition 

Noun:
The process of obtaining food necessary for bad health and obesity.

1. If you find yourself on the toilet releasing a diarrhetic shit whilst puking in a garbage bag, your gootrition level is high.

2. If you are eating loads of trans and saturated fats and washing them down with pizza grease, your gootrition level is high.

3. Fat.

Gootrition by Guzman III October 9, 2009

Recovery poosition 

The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.

Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.

Recovery poosition by Zonal K November 11, 2019

goosetingle 

A feeling of much goose

I’ve just got a goosetingle

goosetingle by Dhakdbusbdirbs June 17, 2019

ghostion

A Ghostion is a faithful friend who will never give up on you. sometimes they might disappear for any length of time but they always come back in the end. Don't forget them because they might retaliate by ignoring you or disappearing for a longer period of time. They really truly care about their friends, and are kind to most others as well. Most of the Ghostions you will meet tend to like vegetables over other foods like burgers or pasta.

Hey why do you call her a Ghostion?
Because of how kind she is to complete strangers.

ghostion by User_111 July 15, 2021

Goonditioning 

The act of preforming a footjob ceremony that involves 8 men laid out in a swastika formation while matching their stroke pace to the the pace of the fitness gram pacer test.

Coach Brown, was that you Goonditioning at the Goonstitution yesterday?

No, we did not have enough men to preform Goonditioning yesterday.

Goonditioning by Goonposium January 24, 2025