goongus 

An interesting, often stupid or goofy person.

“Joseph is such a silly little goongus; he shat in the school urinal.”

goongus by coffeeking September 3, 2022

grongus 

The worst stage of a mans life

Gabe: I hit grongus 2 months ago
Jacob: sending prayers man 🙏

grongus by Smallcockmcjagger July 30, 2020

googus 

The man with the sexiest coogus.

Oh my god! Look at that googus over there! His coogus is soooo sexy!!!!!

googus by Scott Sternus April 16, 2008

Goonus 

/goo-nuhs/

A name given to someone who:
a) unintentionally makes you laugh with their idiocy
b) has just said something unbelievably dumb
c) accidentally injures themselves often or
d) is just generally a clumsy fool

'Goonus' can be used separately, or as part of a clever celebrity-based pun:

Idiot #1: How do you spell ATM?
Superior Being #1: Could you be more of a goonus?

Idiot #2: *knocks over glass*
Superior Being #2: You are such a goonus! You could be the fourth Goonus Brother (loosely based on Jonas Brothers)!

Goonus by Emile A4 March 12, 2009

googus 

a penis. The male reproductive organ.

I gashmogied her gaflabity with my googus.

googus by J. Masta Flex May 6, 2006

Googus 

The male reproductive organ - specifically used in the context of someone confessing to a group of their peers

I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry

Googus by Ank57 August 10, 2021

glongus

genna moment

man that glongus was really a genna moment amirite

glongus by richie smile January 26, 2021