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goonbus by goonbusser March 1, 2024
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Oombus Goombus
When a baby is born and is automatically the sweetest, squishiest little thing. Oombus Goombus’ have big beautiful eyes, perfect little noses, tiny micro lips, dimples on the yummiest chubby cheeks, and a healthy dose of extra chins. A perfectly imperfect Oombus Goombus.
Oombus Goombus by rorsiesaucey June 20, 2021
Goonus
/goo-nuhs/
A name given to someone who:
a) unintentionally makes you laugh with their idiocy
b) has just said something unbelievably dumb
c) accidentally injures themselves often or
d) is just generally a clumsy fool
A name given to someone who:
a) unintentionally makes you laugh with their idiocy
b) has just said something unbelievably dumb
c) accidentally injures themselves often or
d) is just generally a clumsy fool
'Goonus' can be used separately, or as part of a clever celebrity-based pun:
Idiot #1: How do you spell ATM?
Superior Being #1: Could you be more of a goonus?
Idiot #2: *knocks over glass*
Superior Being #2: You are such a goonus! You could be the fourth Goonus Brother (loosely based on Jonas Brothers)!
Idiot #1: How do you spell ATM?
Superior Being #1: Could you be more of a goonus?
Idiot #2: *knocks over glass*
Superior Being #2: You are such a goonus! You could be the fourth Goonus Brother (loosely based on Jonas Brothers)!
Goombus
Also known as a sub-species of the pelican, a goombus is a someone who is really not aesthetically beautiful at all, or even particularly intelligent, but manages to lure in numerous members of the opposite sex with goofy and floppy movements.
Also manages to find themselves at the hottest parties, without being invited; also see 'nudge'
Also manages to find themselves at the hottest parties, without being invited; also see 'nudge'
Goombus by Goombus lover September 17, 2007
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goongus by coffeeking September 3, 2022