grongus 

The worst stage of a mans life

Gabe: I hit grongus 2 months ago
Jacob: sending prayers man 🙏

grongus by Smallcockmcjagger July 30, 2020

grongus 

one who grongs

dude jamal is such a grongus

grongus by FoxWithaMustache September 21, 2025

Gronkus 

An idiot that doesn't know shit about anything relevant; and is usually trying to look hard and be a mad cunt!

G.I. - "oi that gronkus is tryna ring me again wtf"

JOE - "yeah mate this guys got no bloody clue!! what a gronkus hahaha!!!!"

Gronkus by Duhncan Corleone July 22, 2014

you little gringus 

a gringus is a dumb person who is a gringus and also is a gringus. gringus you little gringus.

you little gringus

you little gringus by lukie2367 April 15, 2022

Groingus 

a tiktok trend where you grab your male friends genitals and squeeze them till they burst while they are asleep

Oh my god! my friend Micah just did Groingus to my Gentitals! I am now a woman!

Groingus by Ballseater69420 October 4, 2021

goongus 

An interesting, often stupid or goofy person.

“Joseph is such a silly little goongus; he shat in the school urinal.”

goongus by coffeeking September 3, 2022

gringus 

'Gringus" was first coined by a small group of LSD enthusiasts at the University of North Carolina at Asheville. The term was first used to describe the agglomeration of various and unidentifiable emisolid sludges that can collect in the stopper of a kitchen drain. However, it was an instant hit and the word soon came to indicate any foul substance, esp. an unidentifiable, variously composed, and revolting substance. It is now used to describe both literal and metaphorical filth.

Literal: Jesus Christ, man.. when I hit that puddle it got gringus all up in the wheel-wells.

Metaphorical: That budget's overdue by three months; if they don't dig their way out of that partisan gringus they're all wrapped up in, it'll never pass.

gringus by Plasmatron-7 December 25, 2009