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The worst stage of a mans life
Gabe: I hit grongus 2 months ago
Jacob: sending prayers man 🙏
grongus by Smallcockmcjagger July 30, 2020
Words you can keep
one who grongs
dude jamal is such a grongus
grongus by FoxWithaMustache September 21, 2025
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An idiot that doesn't know shit about anything relevant; and is usually trying to look hard and be a mad cunt!
G.I. - "oi that gronkus is tryna ring me again wtf"

JOE - "yeah mate this guys got no bloody clue!! what a gronkus hahaha!!!!"
Gronkus by Duhncan Corleone July 22, 2014

you little gringus 

a gringus is a dumb person who is a gringus and also is a gringus. gringus you little gringus.
you little gringus by lukie2367 April 15, 2022

Groingus 

a tiktok trend where you grab your male friends genitals and squeeze them till they burst while they are asleep
Oh my god! my friend Micah just did Groingus to my Gentitals! I am now a woman!
Groingus by Ballseater69420 October 4, 2021
An interesting, often stupid or goofy person.
“Joseph is such a silly little goongus; he shat in the school urinal.”
goongus by coffeeking September 3, 2022
'Gringus" was first coined by a small group of LSD enthusiasts at the University of North Carolina at Asheville. The term was first used to describe the agglomeration of various and unidentifiable emisolid sludges that can collect in the stopper of a kitchen drain. However, it was an instant hit and the word soon came to indicate any foul substance, esp. an unidentifiable, variously composed, and revolting substance. It is now used to describe both literal and metaphorical filth.
Literal: Jesus Christ, man.. when I hit that puddle it got gringus all up in the wheel-wells.

Metaphorical: That budget's overdue by three months; if they don't dig their way out of that partisan gringus they're all wrapped up in, it'll never pass.
gringus by Plasmatron-7 December 25, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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