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Goonette 

The female equivalent of a gooner.

A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.

Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Goonette by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019
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gonestly 

a mix between god and honestly.
you: he needs to decide whether he's on or off Jesus christ
friend: gonestly
gonestly by kazybaz May 20, 2020

the goodest boy 

A boy so good, but not the best. Reserved for use only to dogs, because humans are trash.
Your dog may be a good boy, But little fido here is the goodest boy.

Goodestest 

Something that is two times better than good
That was the goodestest meal I've ever eaten!
Goodestest by Arerer February 22, 2011
A woman that makes jokes and keeps you ROLLING. She also loves net worths
Joe: You know that girl Goonetta?
Mark: Yes! She's hilarious! I love that woman!
Joe: Y'know, she has taught me a lot with net worths!

GooseStache 

1. A thin pedophile mustache usually on a teenage boy that can barely grow facial hair. Made popular by a dude named Goose who has a pedophile mustache.

2. A mustache on a dude named Goose.
Look at that odd GooseStache.
I am going to grow a GooseStasche.
When are you going to cut off your GooseStache
GooseStache by !@#$$%$$$$$$ October 14, 2015
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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