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Goonette 

The female equivalent of a gooner.

A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.

Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Goonette by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019
Related Words

gonestly 

a mix between god and honestly.
you: he needs to decide whether he's on or off Jesus christ
friend: gonestly
gonestly by kazybaz May 20, 2020

the goodest boy 

A boy so good, but not the best. Reserved for use only to dogs, because humans are trash.
Your dog may be a good boy, But little fido here is the goodest boy.

Goodestest 

Something that is two times better than good
That was the goodestest meal I've ever eaten!
Goodestest by Arerer February 22, 2011
A woman that makes jokes and keeps you ROLLING. She also loves net worths
Joe: You know that girl Goonetta?
Mark: Yes! She's hilarious! I love that woman!
Joe: Y'know, she has taught me a lot with net worths!

GooseStache 

1. A thin pedophile mustache usually on a teenage boy that can barely grow facial hair. Made popular by a dude named Goose who has a pedophile mustache.

2. A mustache on a dude named Goose.
Look at that odd GooseStache.
I am going to grow a GooseStasche.
When are you going to cut off your GooseStache
GooseStache by !@#$$%$$$$$$ October 14, 2015