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Goonette
The female equivalent of a gooner.
A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.
Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.
Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Goonette by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019
gonestly
the goodest boy
the goodest boy by Yeet it's Tuesday August 23, 2017
Goodestest
Goodestest by Arerer February 22, 2011
goonetta
Joe: You know that girl Goonetta?
Mark: Yes! She's hilarious! I love that woman!
Joe: Y'know, she has taught me a lot with net worths!
Mark: Yes! She's hilarious! I love that woman!
Joe: Y'know, she has taught me a lot with net worths!
goonetta by HeeeeeeyYaalllllHeeeyYall August 6, 2012
GooseStache
1. A thin pedophile mustache usually on a teenage boy that can barely grow facial hair. Made popular by a dude named Goose who has a pedophile mustache.
2. A mustache on a dude named Goose.
2. A mustache on a dude named Goose.
Look at that odd GooseStache.
I am going to grow a GooseStasche.
When are you going to cut off your GooseStache
I am going to grow a GooseStasche.
When are you going to cut off your GooseStache
GooseStache by !@#$$%$$$$$$ October 14, 2015
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