gooness

The female variation of the goon, defined as one of two things:

1. a stupid, awkward, tactless person
2. a redneck, roughneck, hoosier, or some variation thereof

Damn, man. You see that trailer park girl over there? She all done up like a gooness.

by Lil' Debbie July 31, 2009

Gooness

The lovable pudge on people and animals.

Also fat rolls.

"Look at all the gooness on your babies thighs!"
"Boy oh boy does your cat have alot of gooness in its primordial pouch."

by gocol January 20, 2024

Gokness Monster

A girl who repeatedly makes the "gok" noise during oral sex.

She's a damn gokness monster, so i had to tell her to shut the hell up.

by gok'n on yo bitchass March 20, 2009

Goodness Gracious

Goodness gracious is an exclamation of excitement, surprise or frustration. It is a Southern term used primarily as a substitute for cursing, and as such it is a minced oath. Sweet little old ladies use this term a lot.

1. Goodness gracious, Tommy, clean up that room!
2. Goodness gracious, if you don't just look beautiful today, honey!
3. Goodness gracious, I have gas today something fierce.

by DallasDeckard January 27, 2011

biscuity goodness

Riduculously delicious, utterly fattening. Scrumptious. Light, flaky, and buttery. Often said when stoned, drunk, or otherwise inebraited at 4 AM at the local breakfast joint.

"Mmmm... these pancakes have the biscuity goodness."
"I am so wasted. Take me to get some biscuity goodness."
"Kim, check out that's guy's ass. It has the biscuity goodness."

by Prilian June 30, 2006

Oh My Goodness

A phrase uttered in total disbelief and astonishment

Oh my goodness! Leave me alone!!!

Hi Miss :)

by Life is sheet,get to know this November 17, 2009

Goodness

One of the Fruits of the Holy Spirit. A visible attribute of a true Christian life as found in Galatians 5:22-23.

The state or quality of being good. Moral excellence; virtue.

"For the fruit of the Spirit is in all goodness and righteousness and truth". Ephesians 5:9

by LoveLight November 10, 2012