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Goonette 

The female equivalent of a gooner.

A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.

Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Goonette by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019

Goonette 

"Damn home girl is a Goonette."
Goonette by Jacksonn September 26, 2008

goonette 

a real women.
a lady who straight up keeps it real and hood.
Na, dawg my girl wouldn't do nothing like that she a goonette.
goonette by jeanie2 May 18, 2008

goonette 

Tha realist out of them all..keeps it real..gutta & always rides fa her goon..tha female version of a goon
"im ya goon u my goonette"
"dang that goonette gutta"

goonette 

1. Strong, independent woman.
2. A woman who embodies and exudes confidence.
3. A woman who is able to overcome trials and tribulations set before her with style and grace.
4. Female hustler.
5. A survivor.
"i'm yo goon, you my goonette" - plies.
goonette by boombooooom April 10, 2009
A ride or die bitch that's down for whatever. female version of a hustler. see(goon)for male version.
Me and my girls are gonna be on goonett status tonight.
goonett by RazzRed May 1, 2009
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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