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A large gathering of bogans in the middle of the night in a suburban area. They participate in goon activities and plenty of goon consumption.
Goons: “GOOOOONFEST! GOOOOONFEST!”
Mum: “What is that racket? It’s 2 in the morning!”
Jimmy: “Sounds like someone’s having a goonfest, mum. Bloody bogans!
Goonfest by numbaonegoon August 19, 2018
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Someone who is a goon and constantly makes awkward comments and goonish movements so his life is a goonfest. People still love him, but he is a goonfest.
Dude jack is such a goonfest
goonfest by yeeeyeee December 4, 2010
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When someone goons to a lot of people at one time
Trevor was having a goonfest when michael got to his house
Goonfest by Gyatmaster October 3, 2025

gootfest 

a set of vuluptuous, full breasts
That girl got gootfest.
gootfest by soul_survivor June 25, 2003
A goofest, is a festival related to the ejaculation, and celebration of goo. Goo is a synonym for sperm, jizz, cum, sticky icky, love sauce, and so on. The goofest is highly respected, and spiritual event that happens on frequent occasion in every males day to day life. The only rule of a goofest, is that that goo must gooed on everything within a 5 foot radius of the gooer. Other than that, a goofest is completley up to the male/s participating in the event. GOOOOO ON MY FRIENDS!
I heard Kinne and Sobel had a goofest with the log cabin bitches last night.

The guesthouse goofest is the most holy and respected goofest.

The goofest came to an abrubt stop when Jim realized the belizean he was fucking was infected with the HIV virus.
goofest by esobez April 25, 2009

Gookfest 

Gookfest . Noun,

A large amount of Asians in one place.
Wow, middle school was such a gookfest!

gooncest 

When mean people hang out together and validate each other's meanness. This phenomenon has been studied as it relates to school bullying: Kids who bully tend to find kinship with other kids who bully.
My spouse's ex sure does engage in a lot of gooncest with his nasty friends.
gooncest by soliloquacious May 12, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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