Goonclop 

A person who is is a gooner and a clopper mixed together

You’re such goonclop for watching mlp porn.

Goonclop by Hello kitty was here November 27, 2022

goonclock 

a word used by various interlectuals from london, basicly to annoy less smart people who do not know what it meens, but infact, it meens nothing. Its just there to make them think hard and get fraustrated.

dumb person:omg y r u reading a book
interlectual: its actually very interesting and funny, its about people like you.
dumb person: o shut up you geek.
interlectual: oh get on with your life you goonclock!
dunb person: huh? wtf does that meen? WHY ARE CALLING ME THAT?!
interlectual: MUAHAHAHAH!!!!

goonclock by charlie June 19, 2006

goonslop 

The bare minimum amount of nutrition needed in order to sufficiently goon

Goonbud 1: Boy, am I craving some goonslop
Goonbud 2: Here, have some of mine *pulls out soylent*

goonslop by Goon-buddy March 25, 2025

Goonslop 

A game/show/movie that's objectively bad and has nothing to show for except for overly sexy women, only made to cater to porn addicts.

Dude, have you played marvel rivals?
Nah, I don't play goonslop. I play real games.

Did you see this new game? Look at that characters ass!
Nah man, that's goonslop.

Goonslop by VERAformer April 17, 2025

Goonslop

Low quality porn / Low quality thirst trappy videos and images. It can also mean poorly written smut, or the brain of a concurrent gooner.

Most of what you'll see on DeviantArt is goonslop.

"I'm sick of these fucking goonslop YouTube ads!"

Goonslop by ttvgetscubedkid October 24, 2025

Goonslop

Something, that is a low effort/quality lewd/thirsty/smut content made for example: weird gooners and etc.
It can also mean thoughts of a gooner

"Every content you see from the Shantae community is made out of like three quarter goonslop"

"Fans will always defend their goonslop no matter what is told to it"

Goonslop by JakubtheGoof January 14, 2026