(verb; to gooncleanse)
The sacred ritual of purging your ever-bloated stash of explicit material, sifting through years of questionable bookmarks, half-watched clips, and "what was I even thinking?" saves. The goal: a pristine, curated collection of only the finest goon fuel, no more wading through ancient randoms you drunkenly liked back in 2017. A digital spring cleaning for the devoted gooner.
The sacred ritual of purging your ever-bloated stash of explicit material, sifting through years of questionable bookmarks, half-watched clips, and "what was I even thinking?" saves. The goal: a pristine, curated collection of only the finest goon fuel, no more wading through ancient randoms you drunkenly liked back in 2017. A digital spring cleaning for the devoted gooner.
“Bro, I found a 240p clip called HotSinglesInYourArea.mp4 from 2012 in my folder. Time for a serious gooncleansing.”
“My SSD was at 99% capacity until I finally did a gooncleansing. Now it’s just me, four terabytes, and only the choicest material.”
“She asked why I looked so tired. Little did she the Gooncleansing took all my energy”
“My SSD was at 99% capacity until I finally did a gooncleansing. Now it’s just me, four terabytes, and only the choicest material.”
“She asked why I looked so tired. Little did she the Gooncleansing took all my energy”
by TheNotoriousTyphoon August 16, 2025
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