Goofiness Quotient 

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient

Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

Goofiness Quotient by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021

googliness

Having a distinct quality that makes you suitable for working at Google

Wow, that guy is full of googliness!

googliness by eejit101 November 5, 2013

Goodness Gracious 

Goodness gracious is an exclamation of excitement, surprise or frustration. It is a Southern term used primarily as a substitute for cursing, and as such it is a minced oath. Sweet little old ladies use this term a lot.

1. Goodness gracious, Tommy, clean up that room!
2. Goodness gracious, if you don't just look beautiful today, honey!
3. Goodness gracious, I have gas today something fierce.

Goodness Gracious by DallasDeckard January 27, 2011

biscuity goodness 

Riduculously delicious, utterly fattening. Scrumptious. Light, flaky, and buttery. Often said when stoned, drunk, or otherwise inebraited at 4 AM at the local breakfast joint.

"Mmmm... these pancakes have the biscuity goodness."
"I am so wasted. Take me to get some biscuity goodness."
"Kim, check out that's guy's ass. It has the biscuity goodness."

biscuity goodness by Prilian June 30, 2006

Oh My Goodness 

A phrase uttered in total disbelief and astonishment

Oh my goodness! Leave me alone!!!

Hi Miss :)

Oh My Goodness by Life is sheet,get to know this November 17, 2009

Goodness

One of the Fruits of the Holy Spirit. A visible attribute of a true Christian life as found in Galatians 5:22-23.

The state or quality of being good. Moral excellence; virtue.

"For the fruit of the Spirit is in all goodness and righteousness and truth". Ephesians 5:9

Goodness by LoveLight November 10, 2012

Oh my goodness 

When you wanna say “Oh my god” but your mom is next to you and you know she will say “don’t use gods name in vain” Being the appropriate respectful child you are you say oh my goodness and you mom gives you that fake smile really meaning I dare you to say oh my god.

Sees someone fall “oh my goodness are you ok?”

Oh my goodness by Aryana November 7, 2017