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Goatiest 

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Joan: NO WAY YOU JUST CLUTCHED A 5V1
Kevin: I am just one of the most goatiest players
Goatiest by Cp6Z June 29, 2021
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goaties 

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Extremely elongated, and often times dangly nipples on a male or female, resembling the nipples of a goat. In order to be classified as "goaties" the nipple has to be at least half an inch long . A common cause of goaties are nipple clamps.
God Damn! Did you see the goaties on that bitch? You could play ring toss with those.
goaties by Thieving Pete October 18, 2007

grateness

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The one true spelling of "greatness", despite what anti-Urbanists like tarquin ↓↑ô░█┼º◄T►º┼█░ô↑↓ Farkas may tell you.
"I just converted to Urbanism and I achieved grateness!"
grateness by The Urbanist January 30, 2018

Goatedness 

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Another word for the best one or legendaryu. If somebody tells you some thing and you approve you can say I'm hearing goatedness from you
EDU is speaking goatedness that's legendaryu
Goatedness by goatedisnotcringe-_- January 23, 2022

Gaminess 

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Gaminess (or any form thereof) can be used as any part of speech, but is most coherent when used in the adjective or noun form. The key to successful usage of gaminess is to let it flow. It can be defined as something that is the ideal form of any activity or type of feeling or emotion, which causes you to become indescribably energetic, extremely positively charged with emotion, or just downright enthusiastic and juiced about something. Gaminess captures the activity or cause of these intense feelings, or rather, these acts that cause gaminess would be considered "gamey" acts. Most simply, it is used appropriately when all other words in the english language do not do justice to the emotion you are currently feeling. Also, it can be described as the feeling of the desire to be spontaneousness that results from an activity. It can also be used as a substitute for any word that has a similar part of speech. (It's uses are infinite, and this is an attempt to make finite that which is infinite)
May the gaminess be with you.

This gaminess is unprecedented!

This activity brings out the gaminess in all of us.

This tea is making me feel incredibly gamey!

If you feel lethargic, the gaminess is not flowing through you.
Gaminess by Ortho Stice June 10, 2011

Goofiness Quotient 

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A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient
Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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