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goaties
Extremely elongated, and often times dangly nipples on a male or female, resembling the nipples of a goat. In order to be classified as "goaties" the nipple has to be at least half an inch long . A common cause of goaties are nipple clamps.
goaties by Thieving Pete October 18, 2007
grateness
The one true spelling of "greatness", despite what anti-Urbanists like tarquin ↓↑ô░█┼º◄T►º┼█░ô↑↓ Farkas may tell you.
grateness by The Urbanist January 30, 2018
Goatedness
Another word for the best one or legendaryu. If somebody tells you some thing and you approve you can say I'm hearing goatedness from you
Goatedness by goatedisnotcringe-_- January 23, 2022
Gaminess
Gaminess (or any form thereof) can be used as any part of speech, but is most coherent when used in the adjective or noun form. The key to successful usage of gaminess is to let it flow. It can be defined as something that is the ideal form of any activity or type of feeling or emotion, which causes you to become indescribably energetic, extremely positively charged with emotion, or just downright enthusiastic and juiced about something. Gaminess captures the activity or cause of these intense feelings, or rather, these acts that cause gaminess would be considered "gamey" acts. Most simply, it is used appropriately when all other words in the english language do not do justice to the emotion you are currently feeling. Also, it can be described as the feeling of the desire to be spontaneousness that results from an activity. It can also be used as a substitute for any word that has a similar part of speech. (It's uses are infinite, and this is an attempt to make finite that which is infinite)
May the gaminess be with you.
This gaminess is unprecedented!
This activity brings out the gaminess in all of us.
This tea is making me feel incredibly gamey!
If you feel lethargic, the gaminess is not flowing through you.
This gaminess is unprecedented!
This activity brings out the gaminess in all of us.
This tea is making me feel incredibly gamey!
If you feel lethargic, the gaminess is not flowing through you.
Gaminess by Ortho Stice June 10, 2011
Goofiness Quotient
A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.
*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient
*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient
Goofiness Quotient by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026