Goatiness 

Being a GOAT all the time

Her fans could not take GOATINESS

Goatiness by The G0@T February 26, 2018

Goatiest 

To be the absolute greatest.

Joan: NO WAY YOU JUST CLUTCHED A 5V1
Kevin: I am just one of the most goatiest players

Goatiest by Cp6Z June 29, 2021

goaties 

Extremely elongated, and often times dangly nipples on a male or female, resembling the nipples of a goat. In order to be classified as "goaties" the nipple has to be at least half an inch long . A common cause of goaties are nipple clamps.

God Damn! Did you see the goaties on that bitch? You could play ring toss with those.

goaties by Thieving Pete October 18, 2007

grateness

The one true spelling of "greatness", despite what anti-Urbanists like tarquin ↓↑ô░█┼º◄T►º┼█░ô↑↓ Farkas may tell you.

"I just converted to Urbanism and I achieved grateness!"

grateness by The Urbanist January 30, 2018

Goatedness 

Another word for the best one or legendaryu. If somebody tells you some thing and you approve you can say I'm hearing goatedness from you

EDU is speaking goatedness that's legendaryu

Goatedness by goatedisnotcringe-_- January 23, 2022

Gaminess 

Gaminess (or any form thereof) can be used as any part of speech, but is most coherent when used in the adjective or noun form. The key to successful usage of gaminess is to let it flow. It can be defined as something that is the ideal form of any activity or type of feeling or emotion, which causes you to become indescribably energetic, extremely positively charged with emotion, or just downright enthusiastic and juiced about something. Gaminess captures the activity or cause of these intense feelings, or rather, these acts that cause gaminess would be considered "gamey" acts. Most simply, it is used appropriately when all other words in the english language do not do justice to the emotion you are currently feeling. Also, it can be described as the feeling of the desire to be spontaneousness that results from an activity. It can also be used as a substitute for any word that has a similar part of speech. (It's uses are infinite, and this is an attempt to make finite that which is infinite)

May the gaminess be with you.

This gaminess is unprecedented!

This activity brings out the gaminess in all of us.

This tea is making me feel incredibly gamey!

If you feel lethargic, the gaminess is not flowing through you.

Gaminess by Ortho Stice June 10, 2011

Goofiness Quotient 

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient

Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

Goofiness Quotient by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021