goofinese 

It's the specific language only spoken by goofs or people who are acting like a goof.

Prison Inmate - "I'm fluent in goofinese. My cell mate is a pedo."

goofinese by Dynomiite January 11, 2021

gookanese 

Any sort of Asian language.

The he started yelling in Gookanese.

gookanese by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

Gookanese 

A word to describe an Asian person when you don’t know his origin; inclusive to all Asian heritages I.e. Chinese, Japanese, etc.
Invented in 1998 by Mike Rista

Look at that Gookanese guy studying for his math exam.
I’m really in the mood for some Gookanese food tonight.

Gookanese by CV11 December 25, 2022

Goofiest

Something a person does that is considered 'goofy' but the biggest goofy thing someone does can be known as there 'goofiest' moment.

A Goofiest act made by someone where for example they jump off a wall like an idiot and swing there arms & legs around in the air.

Goofiest by el paso1234 June 5, 2009

High goofies 

'High goofies' is an alternative to 'High winds', derivative of the well-known Disney character Goofy ('goofies' being the plural). The character is generally associated with the wind, so any mention of him during weather talk refers to that.

EXAMPLE 1
Weather Reporter: "We'll be experiencing high goofies today, so hold on tightly to your hats!"

EXAMPLE 2
Friend: "There is a lot of goofy around here... You should put on a coat."

High goofies by spectacularbeethekid September 23, 2023

goofies

Groupies who seek the company of male standup comedians. True to form, they are usually fairly goofy looking.

I haven't been laid since I started doing standup comedy,aside from a few random goofies. I gotta learn how to play guitar!

goofies by Dezrespect May 12, 2007

Googineer 

A person who exclusively uses Google searches to acquire engineer-like knowledge which is then used to build or create something typically designed and built by a professional engineer. Especially applies when then object created is likely to be hazardous to surrounding persons health.

The Googineer lost his hand when his potato gun exploded.

Googineer by elephantismo December 6, 2011