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googliness

Having a distinct quality that makes you suitable for working at Google
Wow, that guy is full of googliness!
googliness by eejit101 November 5, 2013
Words you can keep

googlinvestigation 

the act of googling the name of a person, of whom you have little, if any, personal knowledge, as an asserted means of obtaining comprehensive, accurate and authoritative information on that person's background, beliefs and character.
After performing a googlinvestigation of my friend's brother, Eric, I learned that he was a closet libertarian who loves to write letters to the editor.
googlinvestigation by Hebberwibba February 15, 2008
(n) (pronunciation: goo-gleez) The fluttery feeling a person gets when they're near someone they are either attracted to or a huge fan of. (also check googlie for a similar vernacular and usage)
Every time I'm around her, I get the googlies.
googlies by Reybeez August 27, 2005

googlenesia 

The insatiable desire to google something without access to a computer followed by a total lack of recollection of whatever is was that had you so bent out of shape while sitting in front of the computer later.
Oh man, I'm having the worst googlenesia right now. What the hell was I drawing a blank on while I was on the bus, it was driving me crazy!
googlenesia by loco moto June 21, 2008

Googlenesia 

When someone is in your personal space and doesn't leave while your trying to google something. Then you get frustrated and forget
I was sitting at a bar working on my laptop when some old lady came up and tried to hit on me. I was about to google something cool, but got googlenesia because she was in my personal space.
Googlenesia by Clavenson June 6, 2018

Goofiness Quotient 

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient
Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

googleless

The state of being without Google; Google server unavaliable.
Google's servers had better not ever shut down - I don't think I could handle being Googleless.
googleless by Emeril Fabler May 25, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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