googliness

Having a distinct quality that makes you suitable for working at Google

Wow, that guy is full of googliness!

googliness by eejit101 November 5, 2013

googlinvestigation 

the act of googling the name of a person, of whom you have little, if any, personal knowledge, as an asserted means of obtaining comprehensive, accurate and authoritative information on that person's background, beliefs and character.

After performing a googlinvestigation of my friend's brother, Eric, I learned that he was a closet libertarian who loves to write letters to the editor.

googlinvestigation by Hebberwibba February 15, 2008

googlies

(n) (pronunciation: goo-gleez) The fluttery feeling a person gets when they're near someone they are either attracted to or a huge fan of. (also check googlie for a similar vernacular and usage)

Every time I'm around her, I get the googlies.

googlies by Reybeez August 27, 2005

googlenesia 

The insatiable desire to google something without access to a computer followed by a total lack of recollection of whatever is was that had you so bent out of shape while sitting in front of the computer later.

Oh man, I'm having the worst googlenesia right now. What the hell was I drawing a blank on while I was on the bus, it was driving me crazy!

googlenesia by loco moto June 21, 2008

Googlenesia 

When someone is in your personal space and doesn't leave while your trying to google something. Then you get frustrated and forget

I was sitting at a bar working on my laptop when some old lady came up and tried to hit on me. I was about to google something cool, but got googlenesia because she was in my personal space.

Googlenesia by Clavenson June 6, 2018

Goofiness Quotient 

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient

Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

Goofiness Quotient by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021

googleless

The state of being without Google; Google server unavaliable.

Google's servers had better not ever shut down - I don't think I could handle being Googleless.

googleless by Emeril Fabler May 25, 2006