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goodie-good 

1. Someone who does a favor for someone else solely motivated by what they may get in return, especially sex. 2. The act of doing someone a favor hoping to get something in return, especially sex.
1. He only washed her car because he thought that she would sleep with him. What a goodie-good.

2. I did a goodie-good when I helped that little girl find her puppy in front of her mother.
goodie-good by Brandon H. April 21, 2006
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goodie goodie

Someone who never does anything wrong-- never breaks the law in any way, probably never swears, etc.
I'm such a goodie goodie.... I didn't even buy a lottery ticket until I was 18!
goodie goodie by bandcampgirl183 October 10, 2005

Goodie Goodie Headass 

use this term for people that are suck ups and dick ride people all the time, Can be used as another way of calling someone a pussy.
Ben:I’m telling mom that you failed your test Ella: why do you always have to be such a goodie goodie headass like go away omg

Ella: Robby, why do you always have to be a goodie goodie headass, come to the after party

robby: no I can’t I have homework

Ella: GOODIE GOODIE HEADASS OMG
Goodie Goodie Headass by Bertakag0d September 21, 2019

Goodie Goodie

A goodie goodie is a person who is always a bitch
Goodie Goodie by Lm0a November 27, 2018

Wiltshire goodie-goodie 

A primary school gym teacher that shows you physics problems, making grinning faces and panting, pretending that what he's showing you is real flipping important and complicated.
-This is a very complicated addition of forces problem. Pay attention, this is important, and will count in the exam.
-Another Wiltshire goodie-goodie.

Goodie Raper 

One who repeatedly takes advantage of the free stuff, often goodie bags, at certain events such as promotions at movie theaters, concert festivals, temporary kiosks at malls, etc.

This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.
"What the hell, man, you got, like, a million at&t sweatbands! Isn't that enough?"

"Uh, I just have six."

"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"

"Sorry"

"Don't be such a goodie raper!"

Goodie closet 

“Can I get something from the goodie closet?”
“Sure”
Goodie closet by PigIA September 1, 2020
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