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goobsicle 

An ever sillier goose than a goober. They tend to have less social anxiety and are not afraid to be a nuisance in public. (Typically used as a replacement for more vulgar words and slurs)
Dude he is so embarrassing when I go out with him, he acts like such a goobsicle
goobsicle by KyaniteMello March 5, 2025
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grossicles 

An adjective describing something super gross, disgusting.
When her boyfriend rapped on the bathroom door telling his friend to , "Hurry up, Dude. You're taking forever. Just squeeze it out," she exclaimed, "Ew. That's grossicles!"
grossicles by Zanne! February 20, 2017

boobsicle 

where a woman has "cold" or "hard" nipples and the male oraly has fun with them.
"Hey babe, you be lookin' mighty perky, I'm in the mood for some boobsicles..."

Boobsicles 

When ones nipples are so cold that they protrude from the chest so far said nipples become visible via a slim fitting top.
Girl 1: "OMG it's so cold today!"
Girl 2: "No kidding, I can see your Boobsicles"
Boobsicles by Wolfie_Chick October 2, 2011

goofsticle

A straight person with homosexual tendencies. Often a follower who buys people out to make and keep people around. An odd and awkward person who thinks they fit in. A goof in nature.
Sean Flannagin walks up to a group of people who he thinks he is friends with. After a brief and odd conversation he walks away, while the group laughs and calls him a goofsticle
goofsticle by GageP October 2, 2009

noobsicle 

one who surpassed a noob for their noobieness
john: wow he tried to arm the bomb in our base...

mike: wtf, what a friggin noobsicle.
noobsicle by Badoola June 13, 2005

noobsicle 

A noob that's shaped like a popsicle.
Player1: GUYZ I CANNUT FIND TEH SPACE BUTON!!11
Player2: Lick my cheeks noobsicle.
noobsicle by ExplodingKittens August 31, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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