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goofsticle

A straight person with homosexual tendencies. Often a follower who buys people out to make and keep people around. An odd and awkward person who thinks they fit in. A goof in nature.
Sean Flannagin walks up to a group of people who he thinks he is friends with. After a brief and odd conversation he walks away, while the group laughs and calls him a goofsticle
goofsticle by GageP October 2, 2009
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Goofstick 

A large stick, often waves in the air by teachers when a students says something stupid or pointless
"Why I ought to hit you with my goofstick!"
Goofstick by Goofstickguy45 April 20, 2018
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goobsicle 

An ever sillier goose than a goober. They tend to have less social anxiety and are not afraid to be a nuisance in public. (Typically used as a replacement for more vulgar words and slurs)
Dude he is so embarrassing when I go out with him, he acts like such a goobsicle
goobsicle by KyaniteMello March 5, 2025

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026