goofsticle

A straight person with homosexual tendencies. Often a follower who buys people out to make and keep people around. An odd and awkward person who thinks they fit in. A goof in nature.

Sean Flannagin walks up to a group of people who he thinks he is friends with. After a brief and odd conversation he walks away, while the group laughs and calls him a goofsticle

goofsticle by GageP October 2, 2009

Goofstick 

A large stick, often waves in the air by teachers when a students says something stupid or pointless

"Why I ought to hit you with my goofstick!"

Goofstick by Goofstickguy45 April 20, 2018

goobsicle 

An ever sillier goose than a goober. They tend to have less social anxiety and are not afraid to be a nuisance in public. (Typically used as a replacement for more vulgar words and slurs)

Dude he is so embarrassing when I go out with him, he acts like such a goobsicle

goobsicle by KyaniteMello March 5, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008